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<---Tina the Troubled Teen...she says something different every day!
Since you may not want to read every single thing on my page (I can't imagine anyone not wanting to read every product of my creative genius, but maybe you have time constraints or something), I have taken the liberty of breaking my page up into smaller, easier-to-swallow segments.
First off, we have a list of names which I will never call my child. Please read the disclaimer at the top of that page before sending me a lifetime supply of hate mail.
This is my writing section. Here you can find poetry, an essay about the stupid warnings of the world, and a long rant about Santa and religion. More to come. 
This is a link to a page which contains other links to other pages. (Got that?)
Here are some quotes (from songs and other places) which are cool for one
reason or another.
This is just a section full of
random thoughts. Enough said.
Ever wonder where Iranian weight-lifters go to work out? This is the place to find out.
For anybody who doubted me before, or for anyone who just wants to read a funny article...I give you, belching cows!
This is a section dedicated entirely to things that are annoying.
And now...introducing...(drumroll, please) my guest book!
