9/04/00
New layout is Finally luanched.
Art Gallery 7 Added.
9/03/00
I put the finishing touches on new layout.
8/18/00
Sounds added with quotes.
8/17/00
New quotes added.
8/16/00
New quotes and pictures were added under a brand new layout.
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Homer Quotes
- Wahoo!! [Hear It!]
- Doh!!!! [Hear It!]
- Donuts, is there anything
they can't do? [Hear It!]
- Ooh the internet is on
Computers now. [Hear It!]
- The only guys who were
Hawaiian shirts are gay guys and big fat party animals
- Sweet Merciful Crap! [Hear It!]
- Lisa do I have my pants
on?!
- It takes two people to lie,
one to lie and one to listen
- You suck-didly-uck Flanders
[Hear It!]
- a woman is a lot like a
beer...they look good...they smell good...and you would run over your own mother to get
one
- Excuse me Doctor, I think I
know a little something about medicine.
- Son, when you attend
sporting events, its not whether you win or lose its how drunk you get
- To start, press 'anykey'.
Where is the anykey? [Hear It!]
- Nacho, nacho man. I want to
be a nacho man [Hear It!]
- Hey, can you take the wheel
for a second, I have to scratch my self in two places at once. [Hear It!]
- ooh, a graduate student
huh? How come you guys can go to the moon but can't make my shoes smell good? [Hear It!]
- Now son, you don't want to
drink beer. That's for Daddies, and kids with fake IDs.
- If you really want
something in life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the
lottery numbers.
- To alcohol! The cause of -
and solution to - all of life's problems! [Hear It!]
I saw this
in a movie about a bus that had to speed around a city, keeping its speed over 50, and if
its speed changed, it would explode! I think it was called, The Bus That Couldn't Slow
Down.
Alcohol is
a way of life, alcohol is my way of life, and i aim to keep it! [Hear It!]
Don't let
Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time. Just like that. Why, you could
wake up dead tomorrow. Well, good night.
Lisa, if
you don't like your job you don't strike. You just go in every day and do it really
half-assed. That's the American way.
- Stealing! How could you?
Haven't you learned anything from that guy who gives those sermons at church? Captain
what's-his-name?
- Television - teacher,
mother, secret lover!
- good Things don't end in
"eum", they end in "Mania" or "Teria" [Hear It!]
- Lisa, Vampires are make
believe, like Elves, Gremlins, and Eskimos. [Hear It!]
- Carnies Built this country,
the carnival part of it anyway. [Here It!]
- The Alien has a sweet
Heavenly Voice...Like Urkle, And he appears every Friday night...Like Urkle. [Hear It!]
- If god didn't want me to
eat in church, he would of made gluttony a sin.
- (talking about his gun)I
felt a surge of power, like god must feel, when he's holding a gun
- All my life I've been an
obese man trapped inside a fat mans body. [Hear It!]
- My Bologna has a first name
its H-O-M-E-R, my bologna has a second name its H-O-M-E-R. [Hear It!]
- This ticket doesn't just
give me a seat, it gives me the right, NO, the DUTY! to make a complete ass of myself.
[Hear It!]
- (surrounded by a rhino)
Jesus, Alla, Buddha...I love you all!
- ...and I'm not impressed
easily...WOW a blue car!!!
- Hello opperator? Give me
the number for 911. [Hear It!]
- Don't worry honey, daddy
will fix that broken animal.
- What are you going to do?
Release the dogs? or the Bees? Or the dogs with bees in there mouth and when they
bark they shoot bees at you?
- It's not easy to juggle a
pregnant wife and a troubled child, but somehow, i managed to fit in eight hours of TV a
day.
- Hey, if you dont like it,
go to Russia! [Hear It!]
- I am so smart, I am so
smart, S-M-R-T, i mean, S-M-A-R-T. [Hear It!]
- English? Who needs that,
I'm never going to England [Hear It!]
- Hahahahaha, I'm so funny. [Hear It!]
- Yummy, Yummy, Yummy, I got
love in my tummy. [Hear It!]
- Man it feels good to get
out of that car! Oooo go-karts, come on every body, lets go! [Hear It!]
- In this house we obey the
laws of Thermodynamics! [Hear It!]
- Shut up brain, or i'll stab
you with a Q-tip. [Hear It!]
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