Most of you know the WUBS...or have at least read a few. I would like to introduce you to the WUB characters a bit and just review about WUBS in general. Sit back and relax....enjoy!
(FYI: if your of the age, the WUBS are best enjoyed with a Cuervo Margarita)
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HISTORY: The WUBS started in May of 1998 when I was so bored with the Jax/Brenda love story, I needed an outlet. My first WUB was titled: "JAX AND BRENDA: A LUV STORY." The term WUB evolved after someone first suggested LUB to describe the cuddly wubbines these two fine people enjoyed. WUB was born and the rest is "WUBSTORY"!
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CHARACTERS OF WUBS. Almost all of the resident of Port Charles have at one time or another, been the subject of WUBS. No one has been spared. I have also had crossovers (TODD from OLTL visited the PATHETIC PORT CHARLES MALE CLUB awhile back and ERICA KANE was found to be Brenda's long lost Mother) and on most Holidays, the WUBS will gather together for some fun and games.
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INTRODUCING THE WUB CHARACTERS:
BRENDA BARRETT:
(Nickname: Brender)
I, Brenda Barrett, The Most Beautiful Girl in Port Charles, am and will remain the STAR of the WUBS. Even though I'm gone, I live on in my airbag adventures and occasional visits to Sonny as the Ghost of Brenda. I enjoy couch sex, my HIP PILLS , makeup, and of course, my title as, now: The Most Beautiful Girl in the Sea. Oh, by the way NEVER EVER show me a tripod. I hate those things!
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JASPER JAX
(Nickname: Jaspa, Jaxie)
'ello, Mate! I am Jaspa Jax! Blink. Blink. You will see that when I'm around Brender, I ..well, Blink a lot. It's just the best facial expression I can think of when I look at such beauty. I enjoy couch sex, carring Brender around, playing with my brotha Jer, and generally being as sweet as the day is long. And oh, yeah. Me favorite col-lah is yellow. BA-NAH-NAH yellow.
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CARLY aka Caroline Spencer
Hey ya! I'm Carly. The vixen you love to hate! I am wearing my FAVE outfit of go go boots and big fur coat. I love to say: " PIG!" and "SHUT YOUR DAMN MOUTH"! as often as possible. The WUB Queen is trying to get me to fall for Sonny...but I love Jason. He's only man for me. Well, for now...ya know....till AJ can cough up enough dough to support me. And oh......I HATE TONY JONES....what an idiot.
HEY--WHAT YOU LOOKIN' AT?
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STEFAN CASSADINE
(Nickname: DA BAT, BATTY, BAT...you got the idea)
Greetings.... Commoners. I am Stefan Cassidine, the dark prince that stole Lasha's heart and mind. I do so love to read a good novel in front of the fire while eating feta and blueberries. I am a connoisseur of fine wine, goats and women's clothing. My enemy is the vile Luke Spencer. You may go....I am finished.
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LASHA SPENCER
(Nickname: The Creature; Kleenex Princess, Blueberry Bud)
Hello..sniff...sniff....you must...boo hoo...forgive me. I'm in such PAIN! wahhhhhh. Everyone has left me. My husband, son and well....the entire town. And why? Sniff sniff! I DON'T KNOOOOOOOOOOW! Sniff sniff. The only one that understands me is Stefan....the man that I once loved when I couldn't have possibly have been on the Island of Feta. The man that I had my first...boo hoo...son with when I was only 17 or 16 depending on which history you read...sniff. sniff. I love to wear white togas and these lovely velvet outfits. See? Don't I look...pretty? waaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhh!
PS. I hate the telephone and much prefer to drag my behind across a frozen lake to see my STEFAN! BOOOOOOO HOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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EMILY QUARTERMAINE
(Nickname: EmBrat)
Hi! Um...like, I'm um....well, a typical teen I guess...only that well, my Mom kinda died and I was a drug addict and I live in this crazy house and well, I'm a model, I think and yeah, like Brenda died too and well...all I got was her NAIL POLISH! Robin took like EVERYTHING. I also love, love, love Nik Cassidine cause he is the coolest hunk EVER! But then, like he slept with Katherine Bell. Big slut. She is! Really! I can prove it too!
Like, gotta go cause, well....you know, my STUPID family is calling and I have to protect Michael. Who IS Jason's kid, OK?
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KATHERINE BELL
(Nickname: Kitty Bell, Kit, Kat, and well...you get the idea)
Hello. (licks her Kitty lips) My name is Katherine Bell and I'm madly deeply in love with Stef...I mean Nikolas Cassidine. I am the ONLY one who understands his...um...mind. (smiles a Kitty smile)
I have come back from a fall....I was at the ball...and well, I fell...it's a terrible tale to tell...but that's my fate...the fate of Kitty Bell.
(PS. The WUB Queen can't help but prose my WUBS.....my name rhymes so well, can't you tell? Why, there it is....KITTY BELL!)
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HELENA CASSIDINE
(Nickname: HELLS, Empress Helena)
Yes. It is I, Empress Helena....and I do not know why you are bothering me. Go away.
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NEXIS
HEY! We're Nexis! We talk and think just alike. We are the gatekeepers. We are hoping that someday, we get like, a real romantic story. Until then, look for us in the background. We'll be there. Over by the food.
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L&L2
Ok....Elizabeth, go ahead.
No, Lucky.....YOU go...you always know JUST WHAT to say!
Elizabeth....I really wish you had more confidence in yourself.
Oh, Lucky. Gosh, are we still gonna like move to New York City on $50 and live like you know, bohemians?
Sure, Elizabeth. Just remember to do your homework and brush your teeth. And don't tell the WUB Queen I'm dead!
Oh, Lucky..sigh. I love you so.....
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NIKOLAS CASSIDINE
(Nickname: Bat Jr., Nikky/Kitty)
Yeah. Hello. I am Nikolas Cassidine. I am NOT A PRINCE! I may speak latin and spout greek but I AM NOT A PRINCE! My father may think I am, but I assure you I am not. Now, you must know one thing....(leans in and whispers) The WUB Queen is angry with me because my speech returned without the aid of a speech pathologist. She HATES that.
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KEESHIA, SARAH et. al.
Hi! we are the invisible WUBS....or the WUBS that went into the storage closet and never came out. We've had Scully and Mulder look for us, which is like, too cool!
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