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The blame game is a show on MTV where ex's bring eachother to court and try to "sue them" for breaking off the relationship. The audience is the jury and they try to decide who is more guilty for the breakup. If you win you are given the oppruntunity to take a picture of your ex, and have it printed in Entertainment Weekly under the heading, Do not date this blame game loser!. You also win an all-expense paid trip to Cancun.
This show gave us a great idea. Why doesn't Lindsey take Justin on the show....and pretend they used to date, and that it's his fault they broke up. (she can't choose JC, cause he would end up hating her, nor Joey, since "he's Becky's", and Lance and Chris...she doesn't even want to pretend. She'll win a free trip to Cancun...plus other interesting suprises...
as a little introduction to the blame game here are the three main characters on the show:
Here is the scoop: Judge Reed is obviously the judge....he doesn't really do much except keep the court in order.....Counselor Winer is the men's counselor, and Counselor McNamara is the women's counselor.
The first part of the show is a cross-examination
judge reed: Hello, and welcome to the Blame Game....on today's show we have THE BABY BLUE BASKETBALL HOMEBOY vs. THE WACKY AND WILD WEBMISSTRESS. Start the clock at 90.0 sec, and Counselor McNamara, you will begin.
counselor mcnamara: Thank you Judge. Now Lindsey, tell us a little bit about your and Justin's relationship.
lindsey: Well Tara, everything started out just great. He was so cute and seemed so nice. But really, that is all he ever was to me. I never got a phone call, a letter, nothing. He almost acted like he didn't even know me sometimes.
counselor mcnamara: Gee...that's horrible...he acted like he didn't even know her...what kind of man is that??
*pushes button to stop clock* *Counselor Winer's turn then begins*
counselor winer: Now jury....Lindsey claims that Justin acted like she didn't even exist, Justin, please tell the court what kind of nice things you used to do for Lindsey.
justin: Yo, I don't even know that girl...what I am doing on this show anywayz?
*Counselor Winer laughs nervously*
counselor winer: No, Justin, really....what did you do for Lindsey, didn't you used to take her out to dinner, to the movies...anything like that??
justin: Yo, Man...I already told you...I don't know the girl...she's probably just some crazy fan.
*Counselor Winer quickly pushes the button before Justin can further incriminate himself*
counselor mcnamara: A crazed fan?? is that anyway to speak of your ex-girlfriend??
*audience/jury boos with disapproval of Justin*
lindsey: *at the point of tears* see...this is what I mean...*sniff sniff* just because you are a big music star doesn't mean that you have to be so cruel to me *sniff sniff*
*Counselor McNamara gives Lindsey a kleenex as time runs out for their side*
counselor winer: Ummm....Justin...can't you just say one nice thing about Lindsey...I mean you guys did date for like 2 years...something nice must have come from it??
justin: TWO YEARS???!!! what are you talking about man????
*time runs out for the boys side* *Counselor Winer takes a deep sigh of relief*
The next part of the show is called "What's in your file" The two defendants come up with (as we are going to do it) 2 file names for their ex's...including incriminating evidence. When presented with a file, the ex can either tell the truth of what is in the file, or plead the 5th (remain silent). Whoever admits more incriminating stuff, gets a suprise witness to testify on their behalf.
judge reed: Lindsey you go first.
lindsey: Justin I dare you to admit what is in your "Old School File".
justin: Uhh...what? ok...I'll admit it. *proudly* I used to make all A's in elementary school, and I was president of my 5th grade class.
*buzzer sounds*
judge reed: Sorry Justin, that is not correct, she meant these pictures of you, looking like a complete fool. (and she still liked you inspite of them) click here to see the pictures
justin: Damn...my boy House told me that those pictures were destroyed...
judge reed: yeah, woe is you...*rolls eyes* your turn homeboy.
justin: What??
judge reed: Just read the card in front of your face.
justin: oh, okay...Lindsey, I dare you to admit what is in your "Love File"
lindsey: I'll admit it. I showed you unconditional love no matter what you did to me. *ding, ding, ding*
judge reed: correct Lindsey, the score is now Lindsey-1 Justin-0. Lindsey, your turn...
lindsey: Okay, Justin, I dare you to admit what is in your "Concerts File"
justin: *hesitantly* Ok...uh...I'll admit it. Ummm...I like to perform in our concerts? *buzzer sounds*
judge reed: I'm sorry Justin, that isn't right either. What she wanted you to admit was the fact that you never spend anytime with her.
lindsey: Exactly. He is always off with his friends going to concerts and what not....never any time for me...I'm not selfish but I atleast deserve a fraction of his time!
*audience applauds* *Justin just sits there, his mouth wide open with shock...not knowing what the hell is going on*
judge reed: *pounds gavel* ORDER, ORDER! *crowd silences* ok...Justy your turn..
justin: Lindsey, I dare you to admit what is in your "JC file"
*crowd ohhhhhh....s*
lindsey: Okay, I'll admit it. After Justin continuosly ignored me his friend JC was the only one there for me. So, after me and Justin broke it off, I did date his friend JC.
judge reed: So, it was after you had broken up with Justin?
lindsey: yes.
judge reed: Well I don't see anything wrong with that..
*audience claps with agreement* *Justin still in udder and complete shock*
justin: What??
judge reed: Okay...now for Lindsey suprise witness...we will call her, "Ms. Teeny Bopper"
ms. teeny bopper: Thanks Judge Reed. Okay...while Lindsey was dating Justin he dated Britney Spears, Elisa Donovan, Topanga, me, and many many more. I heard it on the internet and in BOP so I KNOW it's got to be true!!!!
judge reed: Thank you Ms. Bopper.
This is the second cross-examination.
judge reed: Okay....Counselor Winer...you will begin..
counselor winer: Thank you sir. Okay Justin, Lindsey claims that you were always away at concerts? Is this true.
justin: Well, we have been touring for the last couple years. I don't really have time to date.
counselor winer: *complete fed up with Justin* THEN WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU DATE HER!!!!!!
justin: Like I've been trying to say, "I NEVER DATED HER" I don't even know her...i've never even met the girl...god damn you people are stupid.
*audience booing*
counselor winer: Judge I request we just forfeit the rest of our time.
judge reed: as you wish. *Counselor Winer's time taken away* *Counselor McNamara's time begins*
counselor McNamara: Lindsey, please explain about these "concerts".
lindsey: Well Tara, Justin was always on tour the whole time we dated, so this one time I wanted to attend one of his concerts, you know...suprise him.
counselor mcnamara: Okay..please continue.
lindsey: so I waited outside in freezing cold rain for 6 hours for a ticket to his concert. I wanted to be up close so I could say hi. He didn't even have the common courtesy to mail me a ticket!!! After 6 hours of waiting, all I got was sick. ALL THE TICKETS SOLD OUT! So I ended up having to pay $200 dollars to get a 2nd row seat.
counselor mcnamara: $200 ladies and gentleman
lindsey: *crying again* here is the worst part. I got all ready for the concert, I was SO excited to see him. And when we got to the show, all he did was wink and wave at OTHER GIRLS!!! He barely paid any attention to me. I was so crushed. *sobbing*
*audience also in tears*
counselor mcnamara: Oh, Lindsey we are so sorry...here have another tissue *hands her another tissue* See ladies and gentleman...Justin is to blame. He never paid any attention to my client, not even when she tried her hardest. *nods head dissapointedly*
*Justin gets up to leave, completely shocked and revolted by what just happened, but is told that he can't by some very large and scary MTV personel*
The last part of the show is the Karoke part...where each client lip-syncs a song in their defense.
counselor mcnamara: I think it's pretty clear that Justin is the one to blame. Lindsey tried her very hardest to be a good girlfriend to him, because she loved him, but all she ever got in return was sadness. She will be singing, "Tearin' Up My Heart," By: 'N Sync, because that is how Justin makes her feel, torn apart inside.
lindsey: click here to hear "Tearin' Up My Heart".
*audience applaudes*
counselor winer: My client has been stupid. He admits he never even knew Lindsey. I would even convict this bastard. So I chose a special song just for him. It's "Bitch" by: Meredith Brooks.
*audience laughing and applauding*
justin: *taken over by the power of performing, Justin does a perfect impression of Meredith Brooks singing Bitch* *after he leaves the karoke chamber he is feeling good about himself, until he realizes those are claps and laughter are making fun of him, not praising him*
The Final Verdict, picked by the audience
judge reed: In the case of the BABY BLUE BASKETBALL HOMEBOY vs. THE WILD AND WACKY WEBMISTRESS, 99.9% of the jury says that....Justin is to blame!
*audience clapping and cheering, but everyone is wondering who exactly in the audience was voting that it was Lindsey's fault??*
*as she looks out she can see, Lynn, Justin's mom screaming, "here sweetie....come here...mommy will make the boo-boo all better..."* :)
Now comes Lindsey's chance to take the picture of Justin, get her "revenge". Justin must get on his knees and beg for forgiveness to avoid published humilation.
*Lindsey immediately shoots this photo, knowing that now she will be the proud owner of an excuslive picture of the mighty Justin, on his hands and knees* grrrrrr... ;)
*Because Judge Reed feels so distraught about the way that the "horrible" Justin treated her, decides it's his duty as an upholder of the law, to go with her to cancun...*
SCORE!!...have you seen how hot the Judge is??...grrrr...break us off a piece of that...
"Here come the judge, Here come the judge..."
this is a complete work of fiction. This is humor not intended to offend anyone...please do not send us lots of hatemail....
