::The scene is nothing but a stage and a red curtain. Ludia and Jaina are pushed onstage by an unseen person::
Ludia: Yeash.. pushy.
Jaina: Really.
::look at the audience::
Ludia: ::whisper whisper::What are we supposed to be doing again?
Jaina: ::whisper whisper:Read the cue card..
Ludia: Oh, Hello everybody! I am Ludia Skywalker and this is my cousin, Turn the page!
Jaina: ::giggles::
Ludia: ::blush:: Oh. So I don't read the words in the parenthesis, huh?
Jaina: ::shakes head in bouts of laughter::
Ludia: Ah screw it. This is a new segment put together by us, the original terror team!
Jaina: And to lead us off, the queen of all things ironic and painfully obvious, Mary Solo!
::claping ensues and curtain opens reviling Mary on a desk which sits over four feet taller than the guest bench::
Mary: Hi-ey! Like my accomplices said before, we, the original terror team, wish to entertain you once again in this segment! I am your host and those two down their are the peanut gallery. Their job, run around in interesting outfits and make fools of our guests when I'm busy interoga- I mean interviewing.
::Ludia and Jaina give the thumbs up sign::
Mary: Looks like we're ready, so lets get it on! Our first prisno- I mean guest is Janus Skywalker!
::Ludia and Jaina roll out a chair on which a bound and gagged Janus is tied to::
Mary: Yea, just set him down right there and don't forget to take the gag off. Now then, Janus, it's so good of you to offer to appear on our very first segment!
Janus: I did no such thing.
Mary: Sure ya did!
::Ludia comes out with a beanie and puts it on his head::
Mary: So, Janus, I hear you have quite a reputation for being a .. well..FREAK!
Janus: ....
Mary: Ooohh.. silent eh? Well, It just so happens that we have some footage of you when you weren't so big and bad!
Janus: Whatever it is, rest assured that I don't care.
Mary: Ah, refreshing and chipper as always! Role tape!
Janus muttered something about the halls lack of appropriate lighting as he walked towards his quarters. His sister Ludia's trio of trouble makers had been at it again. First with Jaina blowing Artoo's dome right off his stalky body and then with Mary Solo using the thing as a Frisbee. Those two were the other aforementioned members of the terrorizing team. Together, Ludia, Jaina and Mary were a dangerous pair, with Janus's other, more understanding and more easily tolerated sister Lucrecia enjoying herself with the rest of them. Janus sighed. They were all unworthy and utterly mindless when you really though about it. Damn this infernal hall. If I stub my toe one more time on an uplifted stone... The sound of a skipping rock echoed in the dark hallway. Certain he himself had not kicked it free from it's resting spot, Janus stopped and strained his eyes in the darkness. He could see no one. Problie the walls of the temple falling in on themselves. Something like that is just bound to happen with a temple built by the students here. He solemnly kicked another rock with his booted feet and trudged on threw the darkness. Another rock, large this time by the sound of it, hit the ground by his feet, nearly smashing his foot.
"Hey? All right, who did that?"
Silence.
"You had best come out with it. I know your there."
Silence.
Infuriated by their lack of response, Janus continued his walk. A little voice in his head began to chant some hideously catchy and cute tune. It wasn't for some time that he realized the chant was coming from the hall and not his own mind.
"taco.. taco.. taco.. I say taco you, say taco, taco.. taco.. taco.."
Janus turned around quickly but caught sight of only a streamer of.. leatus? He shook his head and continued. The chanting grew louder and louder as he walked. Oh how he wanted to just reach out and strangle whom ever it was who was saying that adorably catchy chant. Taco.. taco.. ta- He shook his head again, vainly trying to erase it from his memory. Another rock fell. Angry and fed up, he stooped to pick it up and yelped in surprised. It wasn't a rock at all but a large chunk of ground and seasoned beef!
"Taco, Taco, Taco!"
Janus turned around in a full circle, looking blindly for sign of the "Taco" chanter.
"Taco, Taco, Taco!"
He placed his hands over his ears, "Will you cease that nonsensical rambling?"
"TACO TACO TACO!"
Three large corn shells leapt from the walls. Each one was filled high with beef, cheese, sour cream and hot sauce. Janus leapt back in surprise.
"What in the-"
"We are the Taco Kings! You must bow to our might goodness!" the first one said.
"Yummy yummy goodness, " The others echoed.
"You have got to be kidding me." Janus's rage faded down into a board and unconcerned wave of normalness.
"You cannot speak unless you are crowned with the king Tomato!"
"You say Tomato, We say Tomato!"
Janus tried to push past them but we blocked by there large corn shell costumes. "Let me pass before I decide to think of this as anything less than a unconcerning joke."
"You have spoken again despite out warnings!"
"Bad bad baddy bad!"
"You must now be punished!"
"Trouble, trouble, your in trouble!"
"Will you stop your mindless ranting!?" Janus pushed past them and walked onward. His room was only a few doors down now.
"You have been warned, Janus! When I say Taco, you say-"
there was a long pause.
-"Taco!"
"TACO TACO TACO!"
Janus, now growing hot with rage, turned to them, "That is ENOUGH!"
Suddenly, he found himself pummeled with meat and sticking to floor with the warm yellow cheese.
"You did not join in the chant!" The head taco shouted.
"Taco Taco you must say TACO!"
"Leave me alone!" Janus tried to run away but the cheese held them tightly to the ground. More meat, cheese, hot sauce and sour cream pilled on top of him. He was a mess!
"Taco.. taco.. taco.. taco.. taco.. taco.."
"Shut up!"
Janus fell into the fetal position, trying desperately to get away from the taco ranting. "No, I won't say it! Leave me alone! Ahhhhhhh!!"
Janus: That never happened you idiot. That person neither looks nor acts like me.
::Ludia and Jaina come out in Taco uniforms chanting and pouring taco fixings on his head::
Mary: Yes it did and yes he does!
Janus: ...
Mary: See, I told ya you!
Jaina and Ludia: Janus is afraid of Taco's, Janus is afraid of Taco's!
Janus: ...
Mary: Don't wanna play our game, eh?
Janus: ...
Jaina: Your no fun
Ludia: And you know what that means... ::pulls the lever on the wall sending Janus into a pit of whipcream::
Janus: ...
Mary: Have fun Janus!
