(The views expressed by Steven Ostis are his own and do not express the views or beliefs of this web page or the Halloween Foosball committee)
' Week of 10/8/00
A brand new Halloween Foosball Tournament is coming up in a few week so that means a new Halloween Foosball Championship for me. Sure I might not be the heavy favorite but I wasn't last year either so it doesn't matter. A lot of people believe that because it's an even year that I won't win, well let me explain what happened the last two even years I competed in.
1996- In 1996 I didn't want to be in the tournament all together so after the fag (Greg) and Mr. No Foosball Championships (Jim) wouldn't stop bugging me I entered. Like I said I didn't want to be in it so I threw the game to Greg. Now Greg went on to win that year you know why? Because I let him win. If I really tried I would have gone on to win it all.
1998- In 1998 I was expecting to go all the way because the year before that I was in the finals against Greg. Now Greg did win that year. Good for him, it wasn't my night, but I got payback last year winning it all but anyway back to 1998. In 98 I passed the first round easily, but when I reached the second round I was shocked and confused you know why? because Corey made it passed the first round. I was expecting him to lose and when I faced Nicky I lost because of my confusion.
And now what the year 2000 will be like.
2000- I wall kick everyone's ass. Now some people believe that there is controversy around my Foosball Championship. The controversy is James Higson's goldfish throwing. They are trying to say that since I did that Corey could not concentrate on the match. Well BOO HOO Corey I'm so sorry. I cannot control the fans actions. If you want to do something about it ban all fans from table-side. Anyway you have never ever defeated me in a Halloween Foosball Tournament Match.
Another thing that's agravating me is how people believe that Greg is the favorite. I MOPPED THE FLOOR WITH GREG LAST YEAR! GREG SUCKS! HE'S WASHED UP AND HASN"T DONE JACK S*** SINCE 1997! IF GREG WANTS TO PROVE ME WRONG TRY TO BEAT ME IN THE TOURNAMENT!
And I will close this article talking about my brother Jim. Jim says that he will win this year because it's a year of the Summer Olympics, and it is true that you are undefeated in the year of the Summer Olympics, but you never won a Championship. You know why? because instead of attempting to become the first Halloween Foosball Champion ever (which you could have done because Greg just falt out sucks) you wanted to watch the World Series. Now when I make it to the final I know that if you make it you will be looking for an excuse not to play because you know I will humiliate you just like I did to the other parts of the "Top Three".
And now until next week your defending Halloween Foosball Champion says so long.
P.S. YOU SUCK GREG!
