I wish i had jokes that are funny. I really sincerely do. But i don't. So if you have jokes PLEEEEEASE send them to me and i will love you forever and ever and ever!well, maybe not that long.
here's some jokes to hold you over till we get some funny ones. notice i'm making them up on the spot so their probably not going to make sense.
what did one comb say to the other comb? ANSWER:i bet you wish you weren't a comb!!!!HAHAHAHA
what do you get when you cross blue and red? ANSWER:purple!!!!!HAHAHAHA
knock knock-who's there?-i am-dangitHAHAHAHAHA
ok so there's this guy, and he goes into a bar and sees another guy. the 1st guy says to himself, "huh, there's another guy in the bar" then he says outloud, "hey there's another guy in the bar and the second guy says, "where?"HAHAHAHAHAHA (i actually feel stupider after wrighting that)
so whats the deal with jokes that aren't funny?HAHAHAHAHA
what did one bug say to another bug?ANSWER:being a bug sucksHAHAHAHAHA
ok, one more...(as if anyone read this far down)...
why is the grass green? ANSWER:because nobody likes bluegrass! OH MY GOSH!!!!! THAT ACTUALLY KINDOF MADE SENSE!!! oh well. here's a poem by this guy. its some special japanese poem like a haiku or something.
snow
yellow
do not eat
yellow snow
NO!
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