Name: Shane Brandon McMahon, Shane O Mac to his friends, The Giant Killer or the King of Sting to his enemies | Disclaimer: [ Credit to Cuteness & Courage : A Shane McMahon Website for the wallpaper above and the pictures at the bottom are from various Shane McMahon sites ] | Significant Others: Allyson Carter (Personal Assistant), Jennifer Krug (Manager)
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Andrew Martin aka Test has been to see ECW boss Paul Heyman about the possibility of a job within the company. Unfortunately he's been turned down as the ECW roster is pretty full. The day hasn't been a total loss however. He's learned that his buddy Shane McMahon is due to show up at the arena anytime now. He hangs around at the arena's side entrance and waits patiently. Luckily, it's not long before Shane does arrive. He comes quickly through the large doors with a holdall over his shoulder and a weary look on his face. This changes as soon as he spots his friend. They instinctively reach out to shake hands. Shane McMahon: Drew! What's up, man? What brings you here? Drew Martin: Shane O, just came by looking for some work. I hear this place is booming! I should have known you'd have something to do with it. Shane McMahon: Well, I am the undefeated Intercontinental Champion! And you know, I'm runnin' kinda low on challenges lately. It's a pity you weren't around. We had some great matches back in the old days. Drew Martin: True but weren't you just challenged by some blonde chick who thinks she is something. Her and the Rock? Shane McMahon: The Rock? Nah, I beat him already too. By a landslide, I might add. Oh please, like they worry me. Drew Martin: You and some chick Julie. I was watching her promo last night. Man oh man! She is such a hottie! Where can I get her number? Shane McMahon: ~laughs~ I'll tell her you're interested but I can't make any promises. Shane shakes Drew's hand one final time and bids him goodbye. He arrives at his locker room where Jenny has left him a video tape and a note. It reads "Thought you should take a look at this". He pops the tape in the vcr and throws his holdall down to one side of the couch, slumping down as the video kicks in. It shows him the last few days' promos including those by Julie Peyton, Alexi, Torrie Wilson and The Rock. He looks a little unimpressed as he listens to what Torrie Wilson and the Rock have to say about their challenge to him and Julie. Before he can speak there is a knock at the door. He answers it and finds Michael Cole standing with one hand in his pocket and a microphone in the other, pointed at Shane. The ECW cameras have accompanied him and are eagerly shooting Shane. Michael Cole: Shane McMahon, I wondered if we could get your reaction to the challenge issued to you earlier by Miss Wilson and The Rock? Shane McMahon: Miss Wilson? Don't call her that, MC. Even you've gotta be smarter than that. Calling her Miss would be indication of respect and lord knows, she definitely doesn't deserve it. Well, I think my reaction would have to be ... Shane immediately bursts into a fir of hysterical laughter. He thumps his fist against the door frame and tries to calm himself down. Shane McMahon: I'm sorry ... I'm sorry ... My reaction? Well ... Shane can't help himself. He continues to laugh as hard as he can. It is not until another five to ten minutes that Shane can finally calm himself long enough to regain composure. Shane McMahon: ~sighs~ Sorry about that, MC. Now let me just clear up a few things, 1. Julie did not call Torrie Wilson a "slut". If you watch the tape back, I think you'll find the word "slut" was never mentioned. 2. The intergender tag match .... you're on! I haven't spoken to Julie but I can pretty much vouch for her opinion. After what that cheap Playboy tramp said about her, she'll be desperate to rip her apart. 3. And finally, The Rock thinks he can beat me? Does he not remember the match we had before Guilty as Charged? I whipped his ass! Damn straight I did. There was no contest. So yeah, bring it on. I can take anthing him and his new sidekick can throw at me. And I know Julie is more than capable of holding her own in the ring. It is kinda touching though, don't you think? The Rock and Torrie Wilson got together? The People's Chump is now dating The People's Bimbo. I mean come on, The Rock says they're in Philadelphia and then suggests going to Tampa Bay for lunch? Does no one else see a bit of a problem with that? Michael looks a little confused and then nods in agreement. Shane McMahon: Exactly. They deserve each other. A pair of bimbos together. Whereas Julie and I are two friends who just happen to be awesome at kicking people's asses. That's all I gotta say about it right now. Michael Cole: Well thank you Shane but there is one more thing that fans want to hear about and that's your relationship with Alexi. What exactly is going on with you two? Shane McMahon: You know MC, I wish I knew but I don't. I said hi to her yesterday and got nothing so I'm guessing it's over, whatever it was. I just didn't want to be a pain to her. She has enough hassles without me jumping onboard. But I still consider her a good friend of mine so if she ever needs me, I'm there. See, that's something the Rock can't boast about. When Julie wouldn't put out, he ran her name into the ground and started messing around with Torrie Wilson. There's no loyalty there. No common decency. He treated Julie like dirt and to be quite honest, I can't wait to get my hands on him in the ring. Now if you don't mind Michael, I need to speak to my friend Jules. Later. Shane pulls out his cell phone and quickly exits Michaels' interview spot, pulling his locker room door closed behind him. He hurries off down the corridor dialing numbers on his cell, trying to find out where Julie is. |