You’re reading my little page who’s purpose can only be described as “Why not?”. Aren’t you excited? Now you can spend your precious time reading completely useless things about me, such as that I am, indeed, a fatigued ladybug resting on a tacky floral throw pillow, and lyrics to songs I think are kinda funny. You must really love me.

This is exactly what I look like. Click it to find a short description of what I personally think I’m like.

Now, if that wasn’t quite specific enough for you, you can find out what a number of highly educated quizmakers from all ends of the internet think I’m like. If you’re not terribly bright, I will tell you, that yes, you click on the badly drawn picture of the dude on the computer to find this out.

And maybe you’re one of those people who thinks people are best described by music. So here’s some lyrics I wrote down a while ago to some songs.

Yes, click the picture of the singing cat. You are awfully dumb.

Then there’s all the highly important bits of information that you can only find in the livejournal surveys I’ve taken! Click on the bald girl who likes lice spray!

And if you agree that all the above information about me is complete crap, you can sign my guestbook and add your own stuff. Or just write shit. And if after that, your're still not satisfied, there's some other stuff.

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