Love it? Love it? there is definatly somthing wrong with you, its not possible to love the yucky dusgusting black stuff commonly known as marmite. Honestly who really likes it except you?
Yer exactly no one. I think u need help. Its not posible to like marmite! well here is some people that like marmite:
"And today in the Elven Olymics we will be having the Dwarf Tossing competition! Can you tell us a little about the sport Khan'drial?"
"Certainly, it's an ancient sport dating back to the fierce prehistoric battles between the Elves and the Dwarves. The most difficult aspect of the Dwarf Toss is getting a good grip on the dwarf. They tend to squirm, and many competitors here today have suffered bites in practice."
"Wow, sounds difficult, have there been any casualties?"
"Well, dwarves are hard-headed little buggers, so they rarely suffer any damage. A few hundred years ago though one of the Elves was killed when the dwarf he was about to toss pulled a dagger and started dismembering him. This year all the dwarves have been thouroughly searched for weapons, so we anticipate no casualties."
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