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This webpage lacks all the awesome photoshopped buttons and banners that my friends inflict on slower connections. It lacks a basic flair for style and design, and contains only what meager content I could scrape together. But at least I can admit that there's nothing here, and I'm not trying to dress up the nothingness with fancy filters.
But maybe tomorrow I'll decide to put a little glitter on it. Who knows.
Meager Content by Me
The Empress Strikes Back
The Crop Circle Photo Report
Faery Wings: How to make your own pair (Actually, this is a lot of content. It took FOREVER to research and put together.)
Content by Other People
Sluggy
Strong Bad Email
Lobster Magnet
Tales for the L337: Romeo and Juliet
History of the 'F' word
Singing Horses
Matrix/Mortal Kombat Style Ping Pong game. Rocked, but appears to be down now.
Badger Badger Badger (Mushroom Mushroom!)
The cheese family go to the zoo
(Inter)National Novel Writing Month: The bestest thing ever ever.
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