Yes, the Salem Spectator features a Personals Section, too! This week some of Salem's sexiest singles have decided to place personal ads in search of that special someone. Do you fit that description? Read ahead to find out!

NOTE: These ads are just for fun and not meant to offend anyone (not that they would). So read on!

CASSIE DiMERA:

Troubled teen seeks fine-looking male ASAP. Emotional involvement not required. Must be willing to share new experiences with a legal alien. Background check and blood test necessary to ensure that potential date is not related.

BRADY BLACK:

Handsome twenty-something on the rebound from an intense love affair. Seeks musically-inclined mama to share quiet evenings at home. Likes to go off-roading in his jeep, enjoys the outdoors and loves listening to classical music.

SAMI BRADY:

Salem’s schemer seeks next victim to get caught in her web. Must love bratty children, although respondents probably won’t see much of her child anyway. Expect a wedding but no marriage.

TONY DiMERA:

Powerful man seeks sophisticated seductress to complete the DiMera dynasty. Must be willing to play dirty no matter what the cost, yet extremely loyal to family. Likes secret rooms and nightcaps. Gold diggers need not worry. Diamonds are his best friend, too.

NICOLE WALKER KIRIAKIS:

Former model and porn star hopes to end current relationship very soon. Seeks a man who will appreciate her independent spirit. Loves to shop and drink Martinis. Rich, older men welcome.

LUCAS ROBERTS:

Rich mama’s boy desperately seeks gorgeous girlfriend. Has resorted to frequenting brothels in recent months due to lack of female affection. Likes to party and needs date to share a good drink with. Fell off the wagon just recently. Tall women need not respond.

FAY WALKER:

Single white waitress seeks middle-aged man to spend life with. Men in uniform are especially welcome. No prison uniforms, please.

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