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Mrs. Joshua Scott Chasez - your babies would be cute, and extremly talented - you would never be embarrased at the church Karoke night - you'd have fabulous in-laws - you'd get to wake up to that foine boy everyday - your kids would love "daddy career day" - your son would know how to dance, play basketball, and if you're lucky sing as well as daddy - your daughter would win every "my daddy is cooler than yours" argument, she'd love the "father/daughter girl scout dance", and she'd always love to hang out with "uncle justy"... hell so would you - you'd never have to worry about finding a baby sitter (who wouldn't wanna babysit JC's kids? I sure the hell would) -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Justin Randall Timberlake - you'd never be un-satified ifyaknowwhatimsayin.. hehe - you'd have goregous babies - you'd never run out of bleach for the laundry - you'd always know where your man was in crowd (look for tha fro) - you'd learn ebonics, right quick yo - your son would never have to worry about a date (look at justin.. does he worry about having a date?) - your daughter would undoubtedly be the most popular chick around (if only your friends dad was Justin Timberlake, I bet you'd hang out with them ALOT more) - you're in-laws would be okay..well at least one set would be -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. James Lance Bass - you'd have a phat country crib - your in-laws would be nice - you'd eventually pick up a phat southern accent - Mississippi is a good state - your kids would never lose the church horse back riding contests - toby is a cute name I guess - your kids might not get that weird eye thing... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Joesph Anthony Fatone - you'd never have to tell the kids "clean your plate" - you might get a phat brooklyn accent - your in-laws would be funny as hell - your kids could learn the wonders of cinematography thanks to "uncle stever" - your kids would be italian... thats kinda cool.. spaghetti is cool... -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Mrs. Christopher Allen Kirkpatrick - you'd never be in need of a laugh - you'd have hella phat free clothes (fumanskeeto counts right?) - you'd never be bored (he's CrAzY remember?) - it could be worse, you could be married to Joey - you're kids would be cool in my opinion - you're daughter could take "uncle Justy" to the prom - better yet, Uncle Justy would be around quite a bit - you'd have a really cool and humble mother in law - your man WOULDN'T have dreads..and that is a vast improvment
