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I Bet I Can You Laugh Even More!
Disclaimer: If you don't have a sense of humor be sure not to read this stuff I have put in here. I am sorry if this stuff has offended you but if you were offended then you shouldn't be visiting this part of my site. Remember that I don't personally know NSYNC and can't possibly know how they actually are. So therefore, if you are easily offended by my humor in my site then you should leave now!!!!! The REAL Way *NSYNC Met!! First of all Christopher Alan (Chris) Kirkpatrick's first job was Merlin's apprentice. He failed at that. He was caught in an accident which included the mixing of the wrong dusts. What he meant to cast was a spell to make him the handsome, strong, ruler of Camelot (King Arthur's successor). Instead the spell made him stop growing at the age of 10. His voice was affected also, it made him sound like he had just inhailed helium from a balloon. He fell into a deep sleep. He woke up hundreds of years later in the year of 1995, although the aging process had never completely stopped. He was 2,486 years old. He decided that he would just take the 8 and 6 off of his age and be 24 and to get plastic surgery. He had seen it on a thing that a man had called a television. What an interesting world, he thought. As he was walking down the street, he bumped into Justin Randall (Fro) Timberlake. Fro: Whachit, Foo! Chris: Bless you! Fro: (Confused) What? Chris: You sneezed and I said bless you! Fro: (Sighing) Trippin'! (MEN PART) Fro goes on to catch up with his beau from M.M.C. They first met and still hang out at the bar named M.M.C. or Mature Males Club, also known as a gay bar. Fro tells J.C. about his experience with "Tha Foo" off of the street (Chris). Also at this club James Lance (Lance) Bass, was stripping for money. Fro and J.C. pay Lance to come over to their apartment after work. He agrees. Lance arrives at J.C. and Fro's apartment and they decide to go out. Joseph Anthony (Joey) Fatone JR. is standing on a street corner looking for prostitutes, when Lance, Fro, and J.C. drive up and take him back to their place. Chris gets a job as a Leprechaun at the local mall for St. Patrick's Day. At the end of the day he has been beat up on, called names, picked on, and screamed at by little kids.(Sounds like his job now!)At wits end he goes into a bar unknowing that it is a gay bar. He again runs into Fro this time it happens to be in a gay bar. Fro asks him if he would like to join them in their apartment for a little 'magic'. Being Merlin's failed apprentice he agrees. All five men end up in bed together. Present day: They are still together, gay as ever, still being screamed at, picked on, and called names but this time they are not known as Joey, Chris, J.C., Fro, and Lance- they are known as *N SYNC- The worlds hottest group. Yeah worlds hottest group of Fags that I have ever seen! This has been the Real way that *N FAG, I mean SYNC first met. :)
