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I started out by creating my family: Chris, Joey, Lance, Justin, and JC. [you see where this is heading right?] Justin and JC looked pretty normal, with the basic features that those two dudes have, Joey was fat and ugly, Chris was bald with sunglasses [hey, premature hair loss k?], and Lance had a woman's body [hehe, I couldn't help myself.] Day 1: The boys are getting used to their new house, and being the gracious and kind person I am, spoiled them rotton and gave them everything they wanted. I tried to get Joey to work out on the exercise equipment, but he'd just stand there and shake his head, then turn towards the refridgerator [go figure.] JC tried to talk to Justin, who just blew him off [ooh, Justy's got PMS] Day 2: Neighbors stop by, and I decide to throw a party. Justin is busy being social - JC is swimming in the pool, and Lance is sleeping. Chris and Joey are off somehwere [I don't care where.] Down on the menu bar, I start seeing their relationship points increase. Justin is hitting it off with a cute little blond in a dress, and JC is being nice to some uptight guy named Mortimer. Then I notice Chris and Joey's relationship points getting rather high. I decide I want to check on them, and whoa, the boys are getting "close." My devilish little mind kicks into high gear, and I start having them flirt with each other, and lo and behold, they are now gay lovers. Day 3: I took away the refridgerator, and left them to starve. Justin marries the cute blond, and they now sleep together....the chick moved in..grr. Day 4: Chris got mad at Joey [who still won't exercise] for hitting it off with this girl named Yolanda. Joey is getting really really hungry, as are the other guys. Day 5: Along with no refridgerator, they've also got no toilet. Justin is the first one to 'let go' - relieving himself in the middle of the kitchen, and then running off to cry. JC called a maid and had her clean it up [sexist pig] Day 6: Joey is dead. Keeled over and died right in the middle of the living room, in front of the T.V. The guys all mourned, especially Chris - he's heartbroken. Day 7: Chris and Lance have followed in Joey's footsteps. They're also dead, "Gone on to a better place". Their urns are sitting above the fireplace in the library. [hehe, i have a sick mind] Day 8: Justin is getting close to dying, and i'm just PRAYING that his wife will keel over...grr, I just hate her. I don't know why. That little computer animated slut really gets on my nerves. Every morning she wakes up and throws a temper tantrum, and Justin has to calm her down. Grr, I want her to die. I returned a refridgerator for a while, let them eat. Then I took it away again [how cruel am I?] Day 9: WHOA FIRE! Justin tried to cook [hmm] and the oven lit on fire. And me, being the cheap scum I am, didn't buy a fire alarm, so the officials were never called, and wow, my kitchen burned to the ground. Oh dang. Guess I'll have to get rid of the beds to make money for a new kitchen table. Day 10: Yes! Justin's wife died!! she's gone!! Auf Wiedersehen!!! heck yea. Although Justin was heartbroken, I think JC was happy in a morbid way - he never liked her. [that's my boy.] Day 11: Justin is dead. ::sniff:: ah ok, i'm over it. JC, being the absolute sweetie he is, took all the urns outside and set them up in now what's a mini-cemetary, complete with tombstones. I returned the refridgerator because I love JC, and gave him the toilet too. Hey, I just want him to be happy :) Day 12: I thought I was rid of the psycho scum that Justin called his wife...but NOOOOOOO she's come back to haunt me. Literally. Every night, she floats through the house, once in a while scaring my poor JC out of his mind. Day 13-16: Got sick of JC, so I took away everything, and left him to die. All gone, buh bye. I think i might try something like this with hanson.......... The End
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Maybe something alittle more NICER!! Go To Your Date!
