~Jc in a way reminds me of me and erin a little bit in this...~ I Still Know What You did last summer
***NSYNC finally get a day off and decide to spend it at home. All shit from the last time they were home was forgotten..I don't know how but it was. So inside JC's apartment.....**** Lance: JC *looking through the fridge* Is there anything in here that ISN'T fat free? Or ISN'T laced with crack? JC: No, I have to keep fit. And energetic. Unlike you fat lazy losers. Justin: Uh..I'm not fat. Maybe phat, but not fat. JC: Yeah but Joey is. Joey: Whatever, I'm not fat. At least I'm not thin as Chris's *beep*! Chris: Stop fighting guys, we're sopposed to be friends! Lance: Shut the freakin' up Chris, you're no one's friend and you know what Joey said is true. Chris: I have friends! And I can prove it's not thin! ***The phone rings and interrupts their argument*** JC: *picks it up* Hello? Voice: This is XL 106.5! What are you gentlemen doing on a lovely summers day? JC: We're arguing. Voice: That's cool! How would you like a trip for four to the bahamas for the weekend? JC: Woah! Sure! Voice: All you have to do is name the capital city of Israell! JC: What's Israel? Voice: .... Lance: It's a country you stoned dipshit. ***Everyone starts thinking*** Lance: WAIT! I saw it on one of JC's shit diet foods! *runs over to the kitchen* JC: *putting hand over receiver* ...It isn't shit......it's actually very nut- Lance: just shut up and listen to the man! Okay..try...Tel? JC: Um...Aviv? Voice: Did you just say Tel-Aviv?. JC: Yeah... Voice: ..... JC: ...? No? Voice: ........ JC: Yeah? Voice: Well that is ABSOLUTELY RIGHT!!!!!! JC: *starts screaming and jumps up and down* Lance: ..... *grabs the phone* He's a bit emotional. Voice: You have just won an all expense paid trip to the Bahamas for 4 days and nights for four! Lance: SWEET! Voice: What's your favourite Radio Station? All: XL 106.5!!!!!! ***They then hang up the phone and discuss..*** Justin: It said for four, there's five of us. Lance: One will have to sleep in the luggage compartment. Justin: Well I won't, I'm the most popular. Joey: I can't, I'm the FAT ONE. JC: I can't cause I'm the best singer! Lance: I WON'T because I'm from Mississippi and I'll kick all your asses.... well.... maybe not.. but it sounded good.... ***They all shudder for a second*** Lance: Well that only leaves... *They all look at Chris* Chris: oh no. ***At the airport*** Chris: I don't want to go in the luggage department! JC: Well that's too bad, you HAVE to. Chris: Why? JC: Because you're the gay ugly one...shit like this happens to you for a reason, alright? Chris: Oh yeah. ***NSYNC Board the plane leaving Chris to hide in the luggage department when Chris spots a stand that sells gay porno mags*** Chris: oooh! *runs over* ***Meanwhile*** JC: *is sitting next to Justin* Now I'm going to try to go to sleep. You talk to me and I will freaking kill you..got it? Justin: Yessir. ***The plane starts up**** Justin: *Looks out the window and his eyes go wide* Uh.. JC.. JC: Shut up, Justin. *has his eyes closed* Justin: No but JC- JC: I SAID SHUT UP! Justin: BUT JC!!!!!! JC: *Opens his eyes* WHAT?!?!?!?!?!?!?! Justin: CHRIS IS OVER AT THE GAY PORNO STAND!!!!!!!!!!!! JC: WHAT?!?! *looks out the window* GOD DAMNIT THAT BASTARD. Justin: Lance, Joey, look out the window Joey: *looks* haha, look at that sorry dipshit that looks like Chris over at the gay porno stand, man I feel sorry for him. Lance: *Laughs* Yeah, I never thought someone other than Chris could look like that! ***They both look at each other*** Lance & Joey: Chris!!!!!!!!!!! ***Meanwhile at the Gay porno stand*** Chris: *is checking out naked pics of Tom Cruise when he suddenly notices that the plane is taking off* OH NO! Chris: *Runs after it* Hey Wait!! Chris: *watches as the plane takes off* Aw darnit. ***Well it takes about 6 hours to get to the Bahamas. When the plane stops, they get out.*** JC: Ahh!!! Bahamas Here I come! ***JC trips over a small animal and falls on his face*** Joey: HAHA JC: Bahamas, there I go. Justin: Come on guys lets check into our hotel. Lance: That sounds cool! ***They get to the hotel to see it is totally empty*** JC: *Starts ringing the bell* HELLO??! ANYONE HERE?! ***A man with a pale face walks out*** Man: Can I help you? Joey: Yeah, uh we won the contest. Man: Ah! Right this way! *leads them down the hall into their rooms* ***They settle in*** Justin: Ahh..peace at last! ***JC starts jumping on the bed*** Justin: ....? JC knock it off you're going to break the bed. JC: *is jumping and doesn't hear him* Justin: JC!!! Knock it off!! JC: Huh? Justin: *stands on the bed* I SAID KNOCK IT OFF!!!!!!! ***The bed squeaks and then it breaks crashing to the ground*** JC: Way to go Justin, now you broke the bed. Justin: ....... ***In Lance and Joey's room*** Joey: I can't wait to hit the beach Lance: I can't wait to hit the nude bars! Joey: .... Lance: *starts unpacking when he hears a thud in the closet* Lance: *Goes and opens it and out falls a dead body* Both: AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *they run out and pound on the door to JC and Justin's room* Justin: *Opens it and gets knocked over by the two bursting in* OW!! What the hell?!!!? Joey: THERE'S A DEAD BODY IN OUR ROOM!!!!!!! JC: ....? Lance: It's true man!! Go see for yourself!! ***The four go into the room, check the closet..but see no dead body*** JC: Alright you two..I'm confiscating the weed. Lance: We don't take weed, dipshit. Even if we did, when you confiscated it you would smoke it yourself. JC: Would not. But I'm confiscating whatever is making you dellusional. Joey: But we SAW a dead body. Justin: Yeah and I saw nothing. Until we do we will think you are psychotic freakss. Now leave us alone. Joey: DAMMIT!!!! ***It's the middle of the night, and the NSYNC are asleep, when nature calls for JC*** JC: *Gets up and steps into a pile of what feels like hair* What the fuck? ***JC turns on the lights, and the hair is EVERYWHERE... there is a bag in the corner as well*** JC: WHOA!!!!!! *shoves Justin off the bed waking him up* Justin: WHAT THE HELL?! JC: LOOK!!!! *points* Justin: *Looks, his eyes half closed and his vision blurred* DAMMIT JC how many times have I told you to shave your chesthair in the BATHROOM? JC: It isn't my chesthair you idiot. It's your old 'fro hair!! Justin: Why would my hair be on the floor, you aren't me. JC: Have you been smoking my crack? I know I'm not you, put apparently stupid idiots always seem to mess us up, and it looks like that loser that we thought was dead kept the hair. Justin: What loser? JC: The one we ran over. Justin: Oh him. JC: I wonder how he got here... ***Meanwhile Chris is skipping along a dirt path in the forest when an old man and a donkey ride by*** Chris: Hey can I hitch a ride? Man: well sure there sonny *cough* You know, I should tell you the story of when I was a youngster..I used to play in these woods.. Chris: ...oh good lord why? ***The wagon goes off sowly down the path with the old man telling stories of his childhood and Chris considering suicide.*** ***Meanwhile, It's morning and a huge storm has taken over the bahamas, leaving the hotel out of power. NSYNC are all sitting in the recreation room*** JC: This vacation blows. Let's go home. Lance: Well we WOULD but there is a STORM as you can see. JC: Well the heck with you. Lance: ..... Justin: Look, let's go speak with the hotel manager, I'm sure he can send a boat to come and pick us up. Joey: Yeah that sounds cool. ***They all walk into the manager's office and see him sitting down on his desk---with an AXE in his head. The words "I STILL KNOW WHAT YOU DID" are on the walls written in his blood*** JC: ........ Justin: ........... Lance: ................ Joey: ......This sucks..... ***They all run into their rooms and lock the doors*** JC: That guy is back. Joey: What guy? Justin: the one we ran over last year. Joey: Oh him. Lance: what are we gonna do? JC: Outrun him for now. ***All of a sudden an axe goes through the window and they all scream*** ***Meanwhile, Chris now is on a dock throwing breadcrumbs to ducks when he sees a boat passing through*** Chris: Hey!! Hey stop! *waves his hands* ***The boat stops and a muscular guy in pink spandex comes out*** Guy: Well hello there handsome! Where you off to? Chris: I'm lost and need to get to the Bahamas. Guy: Well have no fear honey buns! Our boat will take you there! Chris: Woah! This is my kind of boat! *wink, drool* ***Meanwhile, NSYNC are running through a dark hallway with the killer hot on their trails*** JC: THIS VACATION BLOWS Justin: Shut up and run!!!! ***They all run upstairs and run through the headboards*** Justin: WHOA! *Trips and falls through the floor, landing on the killer who happened to be right under him* ............ Killer: OOF! *Falls* Justin: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!! *runs out of the room screaming* Killer: *gets up and chases him* JC: Damnit!! We gotta get Justin! Lance: Why? JC: Because without him NSYNC is ruined! Lance: oh, oh yeah. JUSTIN COME BACK!! *runs after him* ***They all run to the dock**** Killer: Ah, finally I got you! You beat me once, but you can't use your stupidity on me anymore! ***All of a sudden the loveboat theme song starts playing and a pink boat appears out of no where*** ***When coming into clear view, Chris is standing on the deck dancing with some guys in pink spandex and flowers in their hair*** Lance: ...... We don't know him. Killer: ......? ***The boat stops and then Chris steps off*** Chris: that's the guy that chopped off my lover's afro! Gay #1: We'll get him! Killer: NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ***All the gay guys in pink spandex bum rush the killer to death*** JC: This is embarassing. Lance: Chris god damnit, MUST you always find a way to reunite with us? Chris: yeah. Lance: ..... Justin: Well all I know is that this vacation sucked. Let's go home. ***And they did just that. They then settled in and ate chips and watched pornos for the rest of their vacation. Taking a normal vacation was enough for them---and they lived happily ever after..until Chris ruined it by SQUEALING IN THEIR DAMN SONGS. But that's another story***
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