Q: What do you call a potato with sugar on it? A: A sweet potato!
Q: Where do ants live? A: The Antpire State Building!
Q: What is a kitten's favorite color? A: Purr-ple!
Q: Why'd the chicken cross the road? A: To get to the other side!
Q: What did one eye say to the other? A: Just between us,something smells!
Q: What is a nose's favorite restaurant? A: Booger King!
Q: Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? A: He didn't have the guts!
Q: Why did the turkey cross the road? A: It was the chicken's day off!
Q: What is 1+1? A: 11!
Q: What is a CD's favorite sport? A: The discus throw!
Q: What can you take and not give back? A: A bath!
Q: Why are frogs so good at baseball? A: They catch all the flies!
Q: Why do people buy clothes? A: Because they can't get them for free!
Q: Why did the turtle cross the road? A: To get to the Shell Station!
Q: Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants? A: In case he got a hole in one!
Q: Why is a stadium always hotter after the game is over? A: All the fans left!
Q: Why did the actor get arrested? A: He stole the show!
Q: Why can't you call a zoo? A: The lions (line is) always busy!
Q:What do you when you mix cross a pig and a frog? A: A hamphibian!
Q: How do you spell moron? A: M-O-R-O-N! (dont worry, there's nothing to get)
Q: What do you get when you mix a skinny cat and a skinny frog? A: A skinny fat! (F from frog and AT from cat)
Q: What do you fix a broken pizza with? A: Tomato paste!
Q: What did the lawyer name his daughter? A: Sue!
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This page was created around October 11, 1999. I was bored. VERY BORED.
