PUPPY LOVERS
I enjoy the companionship, and other animals except cats because of a sort of hatred towards them. But regardless of this I enjoy the tricks, and stunts animals can perform once trained. The problem though is why the hell do people molest dogs. How the hell do you even discover you have a need to be with the golden retriever across the street? Dogs may just stare into your eyes in some fascinating manner, but I dont believe its because they want to be with you. Cats do the same thing but I think it is because they are plotting to kill me. It seems though that they are always in heat though moaning and pissing all over the place. And with no regard they just get it on. Horses dont rape people, people rape horses. Can you actually be arrested and charged for raping horses. Or do you still need a hunting license if you want to go after big game and get it on. Are animal rights groups persistent in preventing people from loving their animals too much? Just remember if youre teetering on the edge of exploring this realm. You can love your dog, but you cant love screwing your dog.
GAY MEN WHO HIT ON ME
This is a very true story, and I am not ashamed to tell the world. Once a black man asked me to go see a movie with him. He was a stereotypical gay male with the gestures and lisp. He was quite a flamboyant gentleman dressing as a cowboy and such. He had asked me the day prior if I would like to hang out, and just being polite I said maybe. The next day I had received a letter at work with my name on it during April Fools Day. I was invited to a scary movie, and he asked me to go because he needed something big to hold. This was funny at first only because what day it was, and I was not really to worried about it. It wasnt until later that the gentleman verbally asked me, to call him with an answer. A gay man had just sexually harassed me. I have nothing against the gay community at all. Right now it is very cool to be gay. Im just not that cool. I think you get a 10% discount at starbucks if your gay. Have you ever noticed that on television though on sitcoms the gay man is still pretty much the stereotypical gay man. If a black man on a sitcom acts in a degrading way people complain. But Ive never heard any complaints if a gay man on television reads a woman magazine complains about somebodys makeup, and how nobody liked the quiche he made. Gay men dont like football, or cars on television.
So come on now it is time to get what you want. I have what you need so make your move. It is just like a box of cracker jacks you know there is a prize, but will it be. Your curiosity has gotten you now so you reach in and grab it. It's a compass. MY god now I can find my way home. Home sweet home is where you can find a copy of my book. So give it a try.
It is easy to explain why though. I do not believe in the safety of sending your credit card information online yet.