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LETTER FROM THE EDITOR
Lindsey would like to welcome Jamie to EL CUARTO, and any other newcomers who are checking up on España from "A Taste of Jello" by the infamous Jen O'Neill. Usually EL CUARTO does not do "free advertising," but Lindsey will make an acception just this once. so if you are interested to read on the life of jen o'neill, please visit http://jenobaby.diaryland.com. As an editor, I must say the site is excellent. One of my personal favs is the story of jen falling off of the treadmill in front of her professor. nicely done woman!

NATIONAL NEWS
BUFF STUFF
lindsey has joined a gym here in valencia. it was not too expensive, and is a good distance to run to on days that she lifts. it is complete with a restaurant on the bottom floor, pool on the rooftop, a hydro-massage area, a massuese (sp?) that is just $40 an hr, weights and cardio machines. next week lindsey is thinking about the massage....to be continued.

INTERNATIONAL NEWS
QUOTE OF THE WEEK
sorry but lindsey couldn't resist this one...straight out of the "FSVIEW" in reference to the fine police dept on campus: "Personal safety for the department now consists of handcuffing all criminals, and vehicles will now include cages," Drayton said. "Fortunately, there are not many criminals on campus."

SO MUCH DRAMA IN THE OTB
guess who's back in the mother f-ing house, with a fat d**k for your mother f-ing mouth. it's dennis, another fine manager at OTB. well, a temp manager...but word on the street says he may be coming back from miami, where he has been for only a few short weeks. Lindsey would not recommend this return because of the drama he created in the OTB the night of his going away party.
it was a warm summer evening in tally town. the going away party was held at libby's residence (even though she is in spain, her roommate, who also works there, played hostess). everything with the party was fine. it was when drunk ass dennis left that he got all kinds of wild. he called maria, another server at OTB. the boots were a knockin over there....left maria's and called inés (I-nez).
background on inés: she is about 20, a server, and lives with her boyfriend of two years. inés has had some sort of random attraction to nastey ass dennis, and most recently had this conversation with him:
D: brazillian women are so beautiful.
I: dennis, my jeans are brazillian!
a few weeks ago, dennis had a party and inés left him a special note under the soap in his shower. inés also has recently been found guilty of stealing the card was for dennis' going away party from the whole restaurant. she stole it from one of the other servers and wrote him her own going away note. a quality chick for sure.
sooo....dennis goes from maria's house, to calling inés. the dirtbag goes over there and she gives him head! refer back to line one of the article please.

FOOD
tonight there is a final dinner since the first session has finished here. it will be a nice restaurant by the beach, and the program pays for it-wine and all. lindsey is signed up on the chicken list....we shall see how this goes.

WEATHER
the weather has been quite nice. lindsey went to lay out today at the rooftop pool at her gym. she is slowly but surely rotissing herself.

TRAVEL
as of 4am tommorow, lindsey will be off to go and galavant around venice for four days! then back to valencia to relax for the rest of the week before classes start up again.

El Cuarto