John has a many reasons to be a gay. First he um and then he um
Actually, John does have some questionable qualities. Like his unique choice of clothing. What about those special days he dresses up? I remeber he looked extremly dainty on the day we had Ken and his lackey come in for yearbook.
His choice in video's is also interesting. He is a big fan of hairspray. And why would he order TITANIC? That movie is so popular by idiots, something John would not like about it.
He is also good friends with girls. Gay guys are good friends with girls because they like the same things, i.e. dicks.
Ok, the odds John is gay are slim. TITANIC was for a trade only to get get a tape. But why bring it to school to watch? To impress his girl friends?
Probiblity of Gayness: 18%