There used to be a web page here. My first web page, actually. But I deleted it because it was horrible. It was so incredibly horrible... To look at it didn't make me think of how far I've come as a web designer, instead it made me realize that I had zero standards when I was younger. Clearly, like a horrible one-night-stand, this needed to be forgotten rather than put on display for others to mock.

So goodbye horrible web page from my past. You were super great at a time of me having an inability to determine well thought out web design and thinking that the world needed yet another website full of video game crap.