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Here's everything you've NEVER wanted to know about me... PERSONAL Full Name: Jade Amber Nichols Age: 37 Height: 5'6" Weight: a whopping 155 lbs. (it's muscle) Hair Color: medium brown (currently cropped close) Eye Color: hazel (brown on the inside, green on the outside... more green when I'm happy) Shoe size: 6 1/2 - 7 mens (can't wear womens, wide feet *s*) Birthday: March 2, 1976 Star Sign: Pisces Birthplace: Grace Hospital, Shaughnessy (since torn down) Raised In: Kitsilano (a well-to-do suburb of Vancouver) Currently Resides: Mount Pleasant, Vancouver BC, Canada Click here for a little Pride Surprise Family: Mother: Chandy Nichols, American Father: D.G. (Nick) Nichols, Canadian Sibling(s): Judd, 40 yrs. old Pet(s): Ace Lucifer; 7 yr old male orange & white Tabby, neutered. Daisy Deuce; 6 yr old female gray & white tabby, spayed. Jackie; 5 yr old male black, white & tan Swiss Mountain Dog, neutered. Name(s) online: Jamber, Sporty, Jamber15, SuperDykeJade Webpage(s): https://www.angelfire.com/me2/Jamber Nickname(s), IRL: Jamber, Sporty, Chipper, Rocky, Jadeling, Jadushu, Jadey Lady, Jadie, Jademeister, Jader(s), Cookie Monster Nickname I Particularly Dislike: I like 'em all *L* Distinguishing Features: Navel piercing. Three piercings in left ear, two piercings in right. Scar in left eyebrow. Mole cluster birthmark on lower back. Very faint birthmark on right facial cheek (everybody thinks it's dirt, and attempts to rub my cheek right off my face). Identical faint birthmark on lower right side of right calf. Athletic build. High cheek bones (a trait both my brother and I inherited from our mother). Well defined jaw line. Dimples in right facial cheek, and chin. A tattoo of my name in the Chinese character on my left forearm. A tattoo of the Rampant Lion on my left calf. A hollow star on the webbing between the thumb and index finger of my left hand. A "D" behind my right ear. The number 15 between my shoulder blades. Pictures to follow. Education: Kitsilano Community Center Daycare (Preschool), Henry Hudson Elementary School (Kindergarten through Grade seven), Sir Charles Tupper Secondary School (Grade eight), Kitsilano Secondary School (Grades nine through twelve, grad '94), currently enrolled at Vancouver Community College, King Edward Campus in preparation for university. Religion and Denomination: Christian, Fraserview Alliance Church (Protestant, if you really wanna know) {Okay, to be completely honest with you, I'm more spiritual than religious. I have immense disdain for organized religion} FAVOURITES Subject(s) in School: English, P.E., Accounting, Biology, Chemistry, Construction, Mechanics Least Fave Subject(s): Math Words or Phrases: "I might be choked", "D'ya know what I mean?", "Ya nutter", "Ahhh, that's bettah", "Take the mickey outta me", "You takin' the piss?", "Bite me you big hair ball", "Hello Jenny Craig?", "Obsess Much?", "That'll happen... and monkeys might fly out my butt" OR "And angels might fly out me arse", "Big time", "Was that a slam?", "It could happen", "Hey, you never know!", "Shittin' bricks", "It's a piece of piss", "Es a borrova divvy, innee?", "Pretty much", "Concept", "Nice", "Don't start with me!", "Not bloody likely!", "Rude", "Sick", "Buggin'" Part Of A Woman: Muscles, breasts (obviously), the nape of their neck, the small of their back. Gift From A Woman: honesty, understanding (patience doesn't hurt *s*), her heart, her love. Thing To Do In The Summer: play and coach baseball/softball Thing To Do In The Winter: play hockey, hide indoors by a warm fireplace Saying: "You'll Never Walk Alone" - the Official Liverpool FC motto Day Of The Week: Saturday (that's baseball, hockey & footie day, woo hoo) Month Of The Year: March Holiday(s): Christmas, Hallowe'en, Easter (Can you say Candy?) Part(s) Of The Paper: Sports, comics, horoscope, entertainment Writer(s): S.E. Hinton, my dad, Dean R. Koontz, Ken Follett, Roger Caron Book(s): The Outsiders, Tramp, Watchers, The Third Twin, Go-Boy! Magazine(s): People, Ice Age, Official Liverpool FC mag, Eastbay, any bodybuilding mag, any fitness mag, any footie mag, any hockey mag, any baseball mag, any Elvis mag... (see a theme here?) Food/Meal(s): pasta, chicken, my mom's killer chili, my dad's wicked curried eggs and rice. Cereal(s): Corn Pops, Fruit Loops, Golden Grahams, Lucky Charms, Honeycombs, Captain Crunch, Total Snack: You name it, I'll eat it *S* Drink(s): Dr Pepper, Diet Pepsi, Country Time Lemonade, Jones Blue Bubblegum Soda, Dads Root Beer, hot chocolate, Lemon tea Cartoon(s): Looney Tunes (the old ones), Warner Bros. (the old ones... What can I say, I'm a purist *LOL*) TV Show(s): Sportsnet Connected, sportscentral, Score Today, ER, Third Watch, Will & Grace, Friends, America's Most Wanted, Dateline NBC, Queer As Folk, L Word, Queer Eye For The Straight Guy, DOG, Hell's Kitchen, CSI, UFC, The Ultimate Fighter, Extreme Makeover: Home Edition, American Chopper (OCC), Overhaulin', Pimp My Ride, Monster Garage, South Park, American Justice, Investigative Reports, Cold Case Files, A&E Biography, New Yankee Workshop, and any fix-it show on TLC. Movie(s): The Cutting Edge, Goodfellas, Pretty Woman, Slap Shot, The Shawshank Redemption Actor(s): D.B. Sweeney, Morgan Freeman, Tim Robbins, Jack Nicholson Actress(es): Moira Kelly, Jodie Foster, Julia Roberts, Susan Sarandon Animal(s): Giraffe, any big cat Music: Melanie C, Spice Girls, Elvis, KT Tunstall, Kate Reid, Yvette Narlock, Missy Higgins, Amy Winehouse, Tegan & Sara, Brandi Carlile, Melissa Etheridge, Sarah McLachlan, Elton John, Garth Brooks, Terri Clark, Shania Twain, LeAnn Rimes, Poison, The Eagles, Fleetwood Mac, Bee Gees, Boston, Abba, Queen, Bob Seger, Roy Orbison, Cher, No Doubt, Foreigner, Journey, Supertramp, Blondie, Avril Lavigne... (anything older than the crap they play today), 50's and 60's, classic rock, and some 70's stuff. All-Time Song: "You're My Best Friend" by Queen, "Don't Be Cruel" by Elvis, and "Stop", by Spice Girls Music Video: The first music video ever made... "Jailhouse Rock" by Elvis, "Stop" by Spice Girls Band/Group/Artist: Poison (always has been), Spice Girls, Elvis Presley (can you tell I love him yet? *L*) Sport(s): hockey, baseball, lacrosse, rugby, soccer, football Team(s): Vancouver Canucks (hockey), Oakland Athletics (baseball), Victoria Shamrocks (lacrosse), Canada, England & New Zealand All-Blacks (rugby, aussie rules), Liverpool FC (soccer, footie), B.C. Lions (Canadian Fooball League) Player(s): Matt Cooke, Taylor Pyatt, Mattias Ohlund, Brendan Morrison (Canucks) Bret Hedican (Carolina Hurricanes) Shawn Antoski (all-time fave, retired), Jose Canseco (I know, he's retired dammit), Paul and Gary Gait (both retired), Gareth Rees (Canada & England, retired), finally remembered his name... Jonah Lomu (All-Blacks), Jamie Carragher, Peter Crouch, Harry Kewell, Steven Gerrard (Liverpool), Michael Owen (Newcastle United), Jamie Redknapp, Robbie Fowler & Steve McManaman, (Retired), David James (Portsmouth), Paul Ince (Macclesfield Town), Jason McAteer (Tranmere Rovers), Jamie Taras, Dave Chaytors (retired), Javier Glatt, Angus Reid, Jason Clermont, Dave Dickenson, Mark Nohra, Geroy Simon (BC Lions), Moe Elewonibi (Retired), Brett Favre (Green Bay Packers) Vacation Spot(s): Hope BC, Victoria BC, Ellensburg WA, Abbotsford BC, Red Deer AB (it ain't that bad *L*) Car: any muscle car from the 60's, Mustangs and Chargers (like the General Lee) Dream Car: '68 Mustang, competition orange, w/racing stripe Possession: besides my teddy bear Fozzie... my Claddagh ring Inside Joke: "Couldn't tell ya, couldn't f%$&ing tell ya?" (I'm totally serious here, that's the joke) Colour: red, black, white (blue & gold, my school colours) Cologne: (these are in no particular order) Obsession, CK One, Contradiction, Calvin, Pi, Gravity, Hugo Boss, Stetson, Pleasures, Polo Blue, Swiss Army, Escape, Angel Men (I wear a different scent for my many moods, depending on the function I'm attending, or whether or not it would be appropriate) Cuisine: Russian, any pasta (complex carbs) and Devon's home cookin' Citrus: Lemon Number(s): 2, 3, 6, 9, 11, 15 (My uniform number), 21 & 76 (My year of birth) Things to wear: anything athletic, Levis 501 button-flys, t-shirts, tracksuits, baseball caps, Nike cross trainers, Doc Martens, dress pants, dress shirts OTHER Hobbies: the internet, plastic model making, woodworking, mechanics, building things with my bare hands, weightlifting, collecting stuff, coaching baseball, playing sports, watching t.v./movies, listening to music, remembering useless facts... Collect: trading cards (30,021, no doubles), playing cards (56 different decks and counting), 1976 pennies (30, one for every year I've been on earth), 1969 pennies (Don't ask, even I don't know why I collect these *L*), Rubik's cubes (8, looking for more), Archie comics (300 and counting), Spice Girls pictures (especially Sporty Spice), anything Elvis related (31 coffee table books, ties, cards, pictures, movies...) live bullets, rifles and hand guns (don't worry, I know how to use them and they're just pellet and b.b. guns) I think you get the idea that I enjoy collecting stuff. A Non-Sport Game At Which You Excel: Sports trivia, crossword puzzles, drinking games A Non-Sport Game You Enjoy: board games (all the ones my dad made me), Trivial Pursuit, Scene It, Monopoly, Scattergories, Tribond, Risk, Kick-the-can with my little cousins, Sorry, Canasta, any card game, Jeopardy... (you get the picture) Best Advice Ever Given: "You can improve yourself, but you're never gonna change ya." - Melanie C Worst Advice Ever Given: "Try not to stand out, just blend in." (yeah, that'll happen... *LMAO*) Coolest Experience: Winning Kitsilano Secondary's first (and only) City Championship in softball in 1994, hitting the game winning 2-run homer in the bottom of the ninth with two out... I captained the team. Worst Experience: Being arrested for using the bathroom (yep, don't ask) Best feature: my eyes, my smile (some say my biceps *L*) What I'm Reading Now: 'Elvis' by Albert Goldman Greatest Fear: not living up to what people expect of me, dying unloved and becoming what people think I am Best Buds: online: Devon, Anika, Talia, BEAST, Mario, Rookie, loridoe... too numerous. Best Buds: offline: Devon, Anika, Ayden, Dana, Taylor, Kim, Brookeee, Sailor, Lori... Best Qualities: my understanding of people's pain, and willingness to listen and help out in whatever way I can. Worst Qualities: I can be impatient, very stubborn, over-protective, extremely jealous, and a bit of a know-it-all *L* What I Dislike Most About Me: my confidence (or lack thereof) My Dream Is: to meet Melanie Chisholm and befriend her, to actually become whatever it is my friends and family expect of me, with the exception that it's what I want. Dumbest Thing I Did: letting down my protective walls and allowing myself to be hurt and taken advantage of. Smartest Thing I Did: put those damn walls back up! Funniest People I Know: Dana, (we have TOO much fun together), Kim, (she kills me), Ayden, (he leaves me in pain from laughing), Lori (she always puts a smile on my face), my girlfriend Devon (she's the reason why my abs are so tight) Sexiest Guy(s): well gee... if I HAD to pick a few... George Clooney, D.B. Sweeney, Shawn Antoski, Bret Hedican, Jose Canseco, Jamie Redknapp, Michael Owen, Matt LeBlanc, Elvis Presley, Elmo *LMAO* Sexiest Girl(s): Devon, Melanie Chisholm (Sporty Spice), Angelina Jolie, Neve Campbell, Lara Croft *LOL* INTERESTING FACTS Fetishes: I'm not really into fetishes, well... I do have a couple. I love watching a woman shave, I enjoy it even more if I'm the one shaving her. The scent a woman wears has to be just right. I totally flip for south paws... there's just something about a left hander that gets me going. And I absolutely melt over breasts. Nothing attracts me more. Navel rings and tattoos work for me too. Superstitions: I have so many, this could take a while... All of the cans in my house must face the same way, I have to always wear two pairs of socks daily, I put everything on from left to right, I eat the same thing at every fast food restaurant depending on which one I'm in, I have too many sports related superstitions to even try and get into, I always correct people's spelling and pronunciation, there's more but I fear I've already bored you to death *LMAO* Most important... I must always wear #15 on my jersey. Special Skills and Hidden Talents: juggling, and I can always make people laugh First Time I Got Drunk: Oh three or four... (my parents were hippies, well my dad still is... kinda) What Do I Sleep In: besides a bed? *L*, flannel pj bottoms, sweatpants, shorts, boxers, t-shirt... which ever I grab first and throw on. (if it's hot enough, absolutely nothing at all) Character Traits You Look For In A Person: intelligence, humour, confidence, sensitivity, honesty, loyalty, understanding... basically everything I have in me... *L* I Want To Be: A police officer, if and when I grow up *L* Scariest Thing I've Done: Caught my own muggers 20 minutes after being robbed downtown in '95... let that be a lesson to those who try to mess with me *LOL* You'd Be Surprised To Know: I'm painfully shy and very old fashioned, I'm smarter than people give me credit for, I'm a great listener, and a great friend. Things I most look forward to: hanging out w/my friends at clubs, working on my website, learning something new, chillin' with my extended family, and teaching someone something about themselves they never knew was there. What do I fear but welcome: hard hit grounders, 90 mph slapshots, and that first kiss, (and falling in love too) Person(s) I Most Admire: my best friend Dana, my grandparents, my girlfriend Devon Nobody Knows I Can: cook (if I apply myself I can) and bake Greatest Achievement: keeping the friendships I have for as long as I have Most Annoying Feature in A Friend: being a compulsive liar, (being two-faced is a close 2nd) Something I've Always Wanted Is: a subscription to Liverpool Magazine (to catch up on my beloved Reds) If I Could Live Anywhere: Kitsilano... where else?? (well okay, maybe Liverpool too) Song I Believe Couldn't Be Improved Upon: "American Pie" - by Don McLean Most Influential People: My parents, my closest friend Dana, my girlfriend Devon I'm Happy When: it rains all day (I love the rain), the Canucks win, Liverpool beat Man Utd, I hear the Spice Girls playing on the radio or on the telly, my girlfriend tells me how much she cares about me, someone says something in support of my odd behaviour... I Hate It When: its sunny (I hate the sun), I'm forced to be near spoiled kids (I hate brats), someone blows smoke directly in my face (I loathe that), someone says something knowing it'll tick me off. I Can't Stand: teenagers, people who must be right all the time (even though I'm just like that *LOL*), clutter, laziness, smoking, narrow-minded people, American/Redneck tourists, negativity, greed, arrogance, anything feminine that people try to force me into. I Can't Say No To: chocolate, cats (cute little fuzz balls), a kind soul, an overly flirtatious nature, (I seem to attract both men and women who love to flirt), a good game of ping pong, a day in the gym. I Wish: I knew exactly what was wrong with me so I could fix it, I could accept the things I can't change, understand why I can't and move on, win the biggest lottery and take care of my friends & family for life. Email: jamber_15@hotmail.com Cause Marijuana is bad Mmkay? Copyright © 1998-2014 All Rights Reserved. Welcome To My World® is a registered trademark. Personal | Elvis Presley | Melanie C | Jose Canseco | Liverpool FC | Shawn Antoski | Vancouver Canucks | Quotes | Contact