ADAM ANT Desperate But Not Serious
If I ask you difficult questions If I make improper suggestions
Would you find that a risk to your health
Would you put me up on the bookshelf
With the books and the plants?
*Desperate but not serious
Your kisses drive me delerious
If I were kind and adoring
How would that be?
Very boring
Mister Pressman with your penknife
Always asking about my sexlife
And who with and how many times?
*chorus
All the advice seems so unkind
"If you don't stop, you will go blind!"
Tell you it's none of their business
Then console you with a big kiss
On the lips and on the back of the neck
Desperate but not serious...