Welcome to the D-con joolry box!

Hey there!You have stumbled across a dippy little mini-site-in-progress run by yours truly - the Gemma in the joolry box! (Yes, it's meant to be witty. What can I say.) Yep, that's me in the picture - the squishy, I mean. That's Starscream's hand; my ego isn't big enough to be a Mary-sue - I just 'connapped him and...er...invited him to stay in my weird little boxverse - check him out in the gallery section. I do have other bots that hang out with me - you'll meet them later - but for now just lounge around and bask in the oddness and my perverse sense of humour. It's what we can do for fun 'round here... heh.

Comments? Questions? Torches and pitchforks? Email me and prove someone's been on this apart from us. Go one, prove it! I don't bite (I let Wurgle do that ;))

 

Have a gander at some of this...

Gape in awe at our cast of thousands! Terry likes the attention...

The Fanfic Shoebox - where I stick all my fics. Mainly under the bed, where Wurgle can't mangle them.

The Gallery scribble pad. Pictures and comics of various types by yours truly.

Updates! See what I've been playing around with recently...

Linkage! Want some serious artwork and mindblowing fics? Then leave! Leave now...and check these out.

• Thanks and much appreciation go to Nightwind, of the Transfan Asylum and Queen of the Padded Cell, for the new (here, anyway) buttons. Go to her site and proclaim your allegiance! Or allegiances, or whatever. Never let it be said that the 'boots is biased ;) Much.