All my rants and blogs. Watch as I display my ability to complain and flame, or appraise and kiss ass. This I shall do generously and with great pride. Because by nature I'm a cynical whiner, and I love to bitch.
Totally Spies, and my problem with "kiddie cartoons"
Stop making promises you can't keep, doomsayers
All I need is a box of condoms, some beer, toothpaste, and gum
If your brat is spoiled, then throw it away
Burning Incense Doesn't Mean You're Wiccan
Anything you can roleplay, I can roleplay better
The Top Five Shittiest Toys I Sold this Year
The ESRB Rating Means Something, Asshole
I got your bright, shiny website right here, ya bastards
Do I have my own webcomic yet?
Fire the OMFG BIGASS SUPER DEATH CANNON, Mr. Worf
Stop leeching off the economy, you lard-asses
Stop letting fascist socialists tell you how to look.
The Single Most Offensive Publication I've Ever Seen
Things we need to open hunting season on
Put some effort into your shitty clan, elitist morons
No one cares about your shitty fireworks
Jack Thompson is Batshit Psycho