2004 Christmas List

96 Dodge Viper


Nothing fancy, just a 96 Dodge Viper. You can't go wrong here.

Dell Desktop Computer


Okay, pay attention, this will take a bit. 24 inch flat panel LCD monitor. 120 Gigabytes of hard drive memory. 512 megabytes of RAM. 2 Gigahertz Pentium 4 proccessor. Optical wireless mouse/keyboard. Color Laser printer/scanner combination. CD/DVD-RW drive as well as a zip drive and a flash memory device. Microsoft Windows XP pre-installed as operating system along with Microsoft Office package, as well as Adobe Photoshop CS. Besides all that, remember I'm not picky.

Plasma Screen TV


A 42" plasma screen TV with a 16:9 aspect ratio. But second only to the Dolby Digital surround sound audio processing. This of course must be accompanied by a full entertainment center. I would accept nothing less.

Tungsten C Palm Pilot


What would the desktop computer be without the PDA? A Tungsten Palm pilot with a TFT active matrix, 320 x 320 16 bit color screen resolution. 400 Megahertz processor with 64 megabytes of installed memory, as well as a 32 megabyte memory stick extension. A palm OS operating system with Bluetooth wireless internet technology and a kinoma portable video player.

There you have it. My christmas list for this year. Remember that I expect nothing less than everything on the list. But if somehow you cannot afford the price of my happiness then I guess I'll just be content with a sock puppet. Better luck next year.

Happy sock puppet guy


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