This section includes the first 50 articles and content posted on my website. Theese were placed here, in an archive, when the main page became too crowded and too difficult to navigate. Just because they are older, doesn't mean I'm not right. I was still right about everything.
Articles 1-50
Forget the election
Another stupid excuse for an update
It is time to reboot earth
Not another Batman movie, anything but that
Cats are cute and cuddly
Something less entertaining than Mad TV
I may hate cats, but I still hate people
News Flash: Any interesting planets are still 30 light years away
Stupid Instant messaging names I've seen
Stupid Random Nonsense
My Drawing of the Venom Symbiote
You're not "fast and furious," quit pretending
A few better answers to the question "Whats up?" besides "Nothing."
M. Night Shyamalans abomination, "The Village"
Certain foods and the utensils it is particularly difficult to eat them with
Bored, did a search on yahoo for "You are"
My interview with Chris Tucker
Questions arise. Why don't I tan?
Bob, the hermit crab of terror
Things that don't belong in a movie theater
Hey! I'm in the Matrix! Again...
Hey! I'm in the Matrix!
Hello Kitty is still annoying
No one wants to see your adware so shut up
Watch out, or you just might be out evolved by a squid
Carol Duvall: Insuring the success of anger management therapy each episode
Pirates of the Carribean has nothing on me
Looks like I'm not the only one who can't measure
Attention: Don't send me forwards
Hello Kitty...
Are You are a Reality TV Idiot?
iF yOu tYpE lIKe ThIs U r aN iDioT
Things that could improve my day
The Punisher!
Scooby Doo... Enough said
Why I hate my computer
Wendy's
Something that is better than microwavable food
I hate computers...
What you have been waiting for!
Ode to Everything That Can be Made in a Microwave
The Serious Section of my Website
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Conversation
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Quiz Results
Movie Quotes
50 fun and amusing things to do in Walmart
Annoying things to do on the phone
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