For those of you who don't know who Carol Duvall is, I envy your ignorance. She is the moron:
Who has this show:
And insures the sales of this book:
Holy crap she is so annoying. She scores a 200 on my scale from one to ten about how much people piss me off. She owns a craft show that my mom just loves to watch. Every morning I get up, come to the computer (because I have no life) and she is sitting there watching Carol Duvall cover different objects with lace and tissue paper.
Every day Carol Duvall has a different guest on the show, showing us how to make something because she is to half-assed to do it herself. She sputters comments such as "Thats gorgeous! Oh my! *snort* Wow! Thats amazing. That is so pretty! Wowy! *snort* *snort* *giggle* Wow! That is Craftalicious! Wow! How amazing! Wow! *snort*". If I could send anybody in the world some anthrax it would be her.
All her show is is covering junk with more junk you have to buy. In fact, I think that should be the name of her show. "The Covering Junk with More Junk to Make it Look Like Crap Show" is much more informative. If Carol Duvall changes the name of her show, I promise to retract all my hatefull statements twoard her.
For those of you who haven't seen the Carol Duvall show, I will satisfy your curiosity by telling you what it is like so you don't increase her viewers by watching. For the slow: Don't watch her show, just read this: Imagine looking at the recurrent hairy buildup in the drain of your shower being rubbed all over a naked hairy old woman for 6 hours. That is what watching the Carol Duvall show is like. I would approove if she died.
