Math is boring. There have been a lot of people complaining about it lately, and I feel compelled to agree. Math isn't quite high on the entertainment list. What is the deal with this whole math thing anyways? Math? Algebra? Geometry? Trigonometry? Calculus? It's just a big jumble of numbers.

Lots of math can be summed up pretty quickly, or ignored entirely. There is always a shortcut but they force you to take the long way around.

Let us start with Geometry, the segment of math dealing with shapes. Here is what I learned while I wasted an entire year taking this class:


Yeah... That's a triangle.

How do I know it's a triangle? It's got three sides dang it. How can you not know it's a triangle. Prove it? Go jump off a bridge. I don't need to.

Then there is Algebra. Don't even get me started on Algebra. Math was stupid enough before they started adding letters.


What is X? Who cares. X is a letter.

Now, what is the purpose of math? None. Math is never going to be important later in life. I know plenty of proffesional athletes who only look at the numbers entering their bank account. Math is pointless. Don't believe me? Here it is from the genius himself:

I have no problem understanding math. Thats easy. Difficulties with math is for failures. I just hate doing math. Every other day I have to spend an hour and a half listening to Algebraic equations get force fed into my skull. I have now decided that I am going to catch up on sleep during Algebra II.

Thats a picture someone took of me while I slept through Algebra for an hour and half. I was so bored I turned into a blonde girl in a blue shirt while I slept. Spooky.

Math is easy, just ignore it completely. Calculators are for failures.

Some people still wont understand the point I was trying to make.

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