Math is boring. There have been a lot of people complaining about it lately, and I feel compelled to agree. Math isn't quite high on the entertainment list. What is the deal with this whole math thing anyways? Math? Algebra? Geometry? Trigonometry? Calculus? It's just a big jumble of numbers.
Lots of math can be summed up pretty quickly, or ignored entirely. There is always a shortcut but they force you to take the long way around.
Let us start with Geometry, the segment of math dealing with shapes. Here is what I learned while I wasted an entire year taking this class:
How do I know it's a triangle? It's got three sides dang it. How can you not know it's a triangle. Prove it? Go jump off a bridge. I don't need to.
Then there is Algebra. Don't even get me started on Algebra. Math was stupid enough before they started adding letters.
Now, what is the purpose of math? None. Math is never going to be important later in life. I know plenty of proffesional athletes who only look at the numbers entering their bank account. Math is pointless. Don't believe me? Here it is from the genius himself:
I have no problem understanding math. Thats easy. Difficulties with math is for failures. I just hate doing math. Every other day I have to spend an hour and a half listening to Algebraic equations get force fed into my skull. I have now decided that I am going to catch up on sleep during Algebra II.
Thats a picture someone took of me while I slept through Algebra for an hour and half. I was so bored I turned into a blonde girl in a blue shirt while I slept. Spooky.
Math is easy, just ignore it completely. Calculators are for failures.
Some people still wont understand the point I was trying to make.