Murphy's law is a plainly stated law about the way things work in the world. Simple, concise, universally acceptable and has yet to be proven wrong. You may have heard it before:
What can go wrong, will go wrong.
Through my observations of natures tendencies I have decided to expand on this statement with a few laws of my own.
Expanding on Murphy's Law
What can go wrong, will go wrong, and on most frequent occasions all at once.
If something cannot possibly go wrong, then it cannot possibly not go wrong.
If you are planning on something going wrong, and therefore prepare for it, it will go wrong at an unexpected time in a completely unexpected way that you did not prepare for.
Murphy's law cannot be used to reverse itself by doing something wrong on purpose.
If something goes right, then you have merely not found out about everything that went wrong.
If you don't think something will go wrong, it will most definitely go wrong.
There is no such thing as a "win - win" situation. One of the possible outcomes will fail to be satisfactory and most definetly go wrong.
If it is impossible that either of the outcomes in a "win - win" situation can go wrong, another outcome will arise that will be worse than imaginable.
If something goes wrong, it will go wrong in a worse way than could be expected.
If you ignore something and hope it doesn't go wrong, it will.
If you think it doesn't matter, when it goes wrong it will.
Just when you think that everything that can possibly go wrong has gone wrong, everything you haven't thought of will also go wrong.
If you are continuously searching for something that is wrong so that it can be corrected, it will be pointed out by someone that finds it completely obvious.
Things will get worse before they get better, assuming that they ever plan on getting better.
At any given moment in time, something is most definitely going wrong.
If something goes right, slap yourself. You are hallucinating.
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