Recently a bunch of baby snapping turtles have hatched so now we have some snapping turtles. Some one asked me what kind of pet I would like to have and I decided that I needed a pet turtle.
Thats always angry.
And wears an eyepatch.
And has wings.
And pointy teeth.
And is a zombie turtle.
And is perpetually on fire.
And carries a sythe everywhere.
A radioactive sythe.
Since the turtle is the love child of Sauron he carries the ring of power and can speak...
...In every language in existance.
