Hey! I haven't updated. Isn't that sad? Nope. I don't care. Every time I see anyone who visits my site regularly they always complain about my lack of updates. Why haven't I updated? Because I don't care. This site isn't meant to entertain everyone, it is meant to entertain me. I don't care if anyone else reads it, much less if they like it. But since everyone loves it because I am just that entertaining I seem to be obligated to continue writing on a consistent basis to allow everyone else to be entertained.
Too bad.
Usually if I haven't updated in a while it is because I have a good reason. Either I don't have enough time, I don't have anything good to write about, but usually I just don't feel like it. I can't spend every waking moment plotting clever sayings and spouting them out into images just so that someone can either get a good 4 minutes of laughs, or a good 45 minutes of complaining about how stupid I am. I have just one thing to say:
If anyone wants to go through the work to create their own site, learn HTML, learn JavaScript, write articles, manage their site, and work their way to having a tiny audience anyways and then complain that I never update you can feel free to do it. Not that I will care or anything, just that it would give me satisfaction to have someone else waste their time as I do. I don't get one penny from my site. Not a cent. I don't pay for it either but thats just because I'm lazy and don't feel like shelling out 20 dollars a month for a measely angelfire account.
My site is meant to entertain one person and one person only. Me. That is because I love me. If you think I should update more often so that you can be entertained too then you can just go jump off a cliff. I'll get to it when I'm good and ready.
Everyone reading this isn't me, and isn't entertained either.
