Ain't Got No Boss - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper Tabbed by Adam Bishop E - 022100 A - x02220 G - 320033 C - x32010 D - xx0232 (Mojo yells) E A E A Hey hey hey, how how how E A E I ain't got no job, I ain't got no boss A E I ain't got no car, I don't gather no moss A E A I ain't got no fear getting out of here G C G C I'm exploding, I'm on fire G C G C D G I'm gonna get myself a tire iron Hey hey hey, how how how, yeah yeah yeah (muted E-A progression) No longer will I pander to your idiotic whims No longer will I play stupid so your pea brain can feel superior No longer will I play the child suckin' your big daddy balls (Unmuted chords) Theater of the retarded, oh yeah, retarded sucker Yeah, don't tell me what to do Cause I might just turn on you I ain't never working another day in my life Chorus Hey hey hey (etc) E A E A E A E A Yeah keep rockin' Skid (E shuffle) You know I don't care about the paychecks, I don't care about the job security, Yeah I don't care about the goddamn health plan (E-A shuffle) Or the lousy vacation, I don't care about the rent, you know, I'm out in the front yard sawing up bill collectors with a chainsaw, that's right, that's right (Back to full chords) And I'm on my lunch break sucker, all the way to 5:00, you hear me, and this is a personal phone call, that's right, and I don't, I don't, I don't care what time it is, I'm showing up when I want to, cause, yeah (Repeat first verse) I ain't got no home, I ain't got no country I ain't got no love, I ain't got no money I ain't got no nothing at my my my time yeah (?) You know I'm not gonna be a slave And I'm not gonna go to my grave And I ain't working here anymore I'm exploding I'm on fire I'm gonna get myself with desire (?) I'm gonna go gonna go gonna go Oh let my, le my people go, let 'em, let my people go Hey hey hey (etc) I ain't got no boss, I ain't got no boss I ain't got no boss, I ain't got no boss (Mojo goes crazy, Skid says "you're fired")