Amazing Bigfoot Diet - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop, lyrics corrected by J.A. Browne (via Mojo himself!)

A   - x02220
D   - xx0232
E   - 022100
F#m - 244222

A

D    A
        I married a bigfoot
D    A
        I gave birth to my mother
D    A
        Donor wants his kidney back
D    A 
        Golf cart on a rampage
D    A                                    D    A
        Couple of fleas talking bear (?)

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Sleazy pushers are swapping shrunken heads for cocaine

Make others do your bidding
Mom kills lover stuffs his head in the fridge

A
I got a hotline to the dead
E
Come on lose weight now
F#m                  D
All you got to do is ask me how

         A       D                      A       D
It's the amazing bigfoot diet, it's the amazing bigfoot diet
         A        D          E       D    A
It's the amazing     bigfoot diet


How, yeah

Three die in manure pit, killer granny freed
Pregnant mom to be executed, hunters watch UFO battle
Sheriff bitten in raid on snake handlers, play guitar in 7 days
Dad forgives dog that ate his son

A
It's hubby's law, he will execute cheating wife
E
Non-stop weight loss
F#m                 D
Don't start looking like a hoss

Chorus

How yeah (howling)

E

A    E
        Mom gives self caesarean
A    E 
        Girl kills brother over TV channel
A    E
        Nude sunbathers beat to a pulp
A    E                                     D    A
        Hunter bites crocodile's eyes out

Wife feeds evil hubby to the sharks
Princess convicted of beating her maids
Mom nagged our dad to death
I married a bigfoot
I married a bigfoot
At the Dingleberry Chapel

A
Aw let's all say it now B-I-G-F-O-O-T

E
Come on lose weight now
F#m                  D
All you got to do is ask me how

Chorus

A              D
Bigfoots here, bigfoots there
A               D
Goddamn bigfoots everywhere

Do the, do the bigfoot, do do do
Do the bigfoot burger 
Yeah yeah

E                D    A