At A Medium Pace - Adam Sandler

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

Capo 5th fret

There is also an electric guitar but I just decided 
to do the acoustic.

G     - 320003
Dsus4 - xx0233
D     - xx0232
Dsus2 - xx0230
C     - x32010
Gsus4 - 320013
Bb    - x13331
G/F#  - 2x0003
Em    - 022000


G

                        G
Put your arms around me baby
                         Dsus4    D    Dsus2    D
Can't you see I need you so
                           C
Hold me close against your skin
             Dsus4    D
I'm about to begin
       G    Gsus4    G
Loving you

Spit on your hand and stroke my cock at a medium pace
Play with my balls and tell me how big they are
Honey rub your beaver up and down my face
Sit on the corner of the bed and watch me whack off

You see that shampoo bottle now stick it up my ass
Push it in and out at a medium pace
Talk about your old boyfriend's dick and how big it was
Now shave off my pubes and punch me in the face

Bb

   C                D
Oh darling, make me push my dick and balls
G      G/F#     Em
Back between my legs
C
Call me an ugly woman
                                               D
And take my picture to show all the people you work with

Now pull up my scrotum and take the shampoo bottle out of my ass
Pretend I'm the pizza delivery boy and watch me whack off
Strap on a dildo and make me give you head
Tell me to slow down and do it at a medium pace

I feel so humiliated I'm about to blow my load
You tell me it's time to make love
But now I can't cause I spewed all over myself
Then y ou look into my eyes and you realize
How much I enjoy loving you
I'm so sorry I spunked on my stomach
Maybe next time I'll be better at loving you

(End with some feedback, and A.S. making some funny noises)