Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear Bomb - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

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Alright now, a friend of mine named Jay is going to be landing jets on aircraft carriers in 
the navy there, and he's going to have a nuclear bomb between his legs, and he's going 
to paint my face on that nuclear bomb, and on the side it's going to say "Mojo says hi."  
So I wrote this song about it called Gonna Put My Face On A Nuclear Bomb, goes like this, 
wellllll...

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Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
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All them commies better get up and run
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Gonna let that sucker fly, all the bad folks gonna die
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Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb

I don't want to stop living just because the president's fibbing
I don't want to be murderized
Them D.C. folks they must be kooks, put my face on a nuke
Pretty soon we'll all be vaporized

(no chords for this verse)
Well down in Moscow they had a powwow
They said that the time was really now
For the bombs to fill the air
Them Russkies must be stupid as us
Everybody's head is full of pus
Now I got to change my underwear

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Captain (???) said soon we might be all dead
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But he knows a special place
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(???) one hour, of our brain quota (?)
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Put all them bombs in outer space

(One strum each)
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   I don't want no nuclear freeze
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   No funny looking skin disease
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   I don't want my face blowed apart
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So the next time you see a commie
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Might be somebody's mommy
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Forget about those bombs and     light a fart

Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
All them commies better get up and run
Gonna let that sucker fly, all the bad folks gonna die
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face on a nuclear bomb
Gonna put my face...

Lord Mr. President, Mr. Russkie President, with the jelly stain on your head, don't be 
pushing the button, I don't want to die!

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