I Ain't Gonna Piss In No Jar - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper Tabbed by Adam Bishop This song is kind of complicated. Whenever there are seventh chords, you play the corresponding tab. For the chorus, when there are no seventh chords but there is tab, play the tab. And when there are no seventh chords, just normal chords, play the chord. I hope that makes sense. B - x24442 A5 - x02xxx Bb5 - x13xxx B5 - x24xxx C5 - x35xxx C#5 - x46xxx C#m - x46654 A - x02220 E - 022100 Intro: E|----------- B|----------- G|----------- D|----------- A|----------- E|--3--3--3-- E7 riff: E|---------------------------------------------- B|---------------------------------------------- G|---------------------------------------------- D|---------------------------------------------- A|--------------2--2--4--2--4/5--4--2--2-------- E|--0--0--3--4----------------------------3--4-- A7 riff: E|---------------------------------------------- B|---------------------------------------------- G|---------------------------------------------- D|--------------2--2--4--2--4/5--4--2--2-------- A|--0--0--3--4----------------------------3--4-- E|---------------------------------------------- E7 E7 Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup A7 Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up E7 B Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no E7 Well go ahead and fire me from my job A7 There's one little think you ain't gonna rob E7 B7 E7 That's my freedom, and my liberty On that last line, play this tab: E7 B7 E7 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- D|--------------------------------------4--4--6--4-------------------------- A|--------------2--2--4--2--2--2--5--6--------------------------2--2--4--2-- E|--0--0--3--4--------------------------------------0--0--3--4-------------- E|-------------------------- B|-------------------------- G|-------------------------- D|-------------------------- A|-------------------------- E|--0--0--2--2--3--3--4--4- Chorus riff: A E7 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- D|--2--2--4--2--2--2--4--2--2--2--4--2--2--2--4--2-------------------------- A|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--2--2--4--2--5--2--4--2-- E|--------------------------------------------------0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-- A7 E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------- D|--------------------------2--2--4--2--5--2--4--2--2--2--4--2--5--2--4--2-- A|--2--2--4--2--5--2--4--2--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-- E|--0--0--0--0--0--0--0--0-------------------------------------------------- F# B E|--------------------------------------------------- B|---------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-- G|---------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-- D|---------------------------4--4--4--4--4--4--4--4-- A|--4--6--4--6--4--6--4--6---2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2-- E|--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--2--------------------------- A E7 Well I ain't gonna piss in no jar A7 F# B Them evil peckerheads they done gone too far (As second part of first verse) E7 I wouldn't pee in their mouths if they were dying of thirst A7 Yeah we got to get rid of this evil curse E7 B7 E7 A5 Bb5 B5 I'm alive and I'm fighting this jive (As first verse) Everybody should go to Washington We can have ourselves a little fun You know, they want our piss, I think we ought to give it to them Surround the White House with a urinary moat So Ronnie and Nancy will have to float on a boat Get across the stinky, steaming yellow pee pee sea, oh Chorus You know Thomas Jefferson is gonna be mighty pissed When he finds out about this, I said Come back from the dead, Tom, sock 'em in the head Solo (with verse chords) Bridge: B5 C5 C#5 C#m A E Why is everybody so afraid of drugs B5 C5 C#5 C#m A B Man they afraid of what the drugs gonna do to us Well I ain't gonna pee pee in no cup Miss Nancy Reagan's gonna drink it up Said yo Nancy, we just say, no, no, no no no no no Well go ahead and throw me in jail Ram hot spikes up my tail But you're not gonna get a drop of no peepee out of me E7 A7 I ain't gonna piss in no jar (Repeat and fade) You know Foghorn Leghorn wouldn't pee in no jar. You know Patrick Henry didn't "Give me liberty or give me a urine sample" now did he? Aw we sure enough rockin' out, Skid. Huey Long wouldn't piss in no jar! What's gonna be next, the doo doo police? (Fade out)