I'm a Wreck - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

One guitar seems to play the tab, and another seems to play the chords, which are:

E  - 022100
A  - x02220
B7 - x21202

One two three four one two three four

Intro:
E|------------------------------------------------------------------
B|------------------------------------------------------------------
G|------------------------------------------------------------------
D|------------------------------------------2--2--4--2--------------
A|------------------2--2--4--2--0--0--3--4--------------------------
E|--3b--0--0--3--4--------------------------------------0--0--3--4--

E|-------------------------------------------------------------------------
B|-------------------------------------------------------------------------
G|-------------------------------------------------------------------------
D|--------------2h4--4--4--4--4--4--4--------------------------------4--2--
A|--2--2--4--2-------------------------------------2--2--4--2--0--0--------
E|-------------------------------------0--0--3--4--------------------------

E|---------------------------------------------------
B|---------------------------------------------------
G|---------------------------------------------------
D|--2--4----2h4--4--4---2h4--4--4---2h4--4--4--4--4--
A|---------------------------------------------------
E|---------------------------------------------------

           E          A
Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
      E                  B7
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
      E               A
I'm a wreck, my whole life's on the run
B7
Even my mama's been calling me a bum

Woke up this morning my liver said to me
Come on boy let that alcohol be
Go to detox like father like son
AA meetings here I come

(call this Chorus 2)
Well I'm a wreck, I'm ready to crash
I'm a wreck, feel like a big piece of trash
I'm a wreck, my whole life's in pieces
Everything around me smells like feces

Fired from my job at the sock (?) factory
Cars been repossessed I've got water on the knee
My bowels are blocked, my ears are full of wax
Here comes another heart attack

Chorus

All this Mountain Dew and Jolt soda pops
Making my teeth rot rot rot
Dennis the Menace to society
Get Feminazis away from me (?)

Chorus

Solo (can't figure it out although I'm sure it's in E)

I got the midriff bulge from too many beers
Little love handles sticking out like fishing piers
Covered with shingles my bladder's giving way
Little love birds making me look like a fink

Chorus

Throwing up blood in the back of a van 
I can tell you buddy that this wasn't my plan 
Give me some fruit, some yogurt too 
Anything to add I just might spew

Chorus 2

Solo to end

End on E