King of the Couch - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

C  - x32010
G  - 3x0003
Am - x02210
D  - xx0232
Em - 022000

Whenever you see a G in this song, it will actually be this riff:
E|--3----3--3----3------3--3--
B|--0----0--0----0h1----1--1--
G|--0----0--0----0------0--0--
D|--0----0--0----0h2----2--2--
A|----------------------------
E|--3----3--3----3------3--3--

G 

C                    G
I was sleeping in my car
C                    G
Down by the railroad tracks
Am                   G 
Police said I got to move on
Am     C    D        G
Go and find myself a shack

I ain't got me no money
This guitar it don't pay
Time and Violet (?) took me in
Oh they gave me a place to stay

C         G
I want to thank you
C                        G
For what you've done for me
Em                  G
Man he ain't got no home
D        C                   G
Couch it sure looks good for free

Oh those women say they love me
Oh they say they'll take me in
But when I get to their house
All they want to do is sin

Chorus

(Alright Skid)

Em  (mute)        G  (mute)        C  (mute)        D

G

I'm the king of the couch
Oh it's better than the floor
I'm the sire of the sofa
Pretty soon I gots to go

Chorus

(with Chorus chords)
I'm the king of the couch
But it's good enough for me
Man he ain't got no home
Couch it sure looks good for free
Couch it sure looks good for free
D                         C            G        D    G
Couch is sure looks good     for free