My Voice Is Changing - The Arrogant Worms

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

Capo II

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Last night when I went to bed with tangled hair upon my head 
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In every way I really was a kid 

It happened without warning when I woke up in the morning 
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I can't tell you just what happened but it did 

I grew six inches in one day it's painful when it goes that way 
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And now my skinny body's really aching
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And my skin just exploded with an inch of oil it's loaded 
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It's so greasy you could fry a pound of bacon 

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My voice is changing out of thin air 
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And body parts that once were smooth are growing bits of hair 
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My voice is changing what does it mean
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I guess I'll be a real man before I turn 13 

I buy two pairs of jeans a week I'm such a tall and awkward geek 
I fall down when I try to play a grounder 
At dinner every night I eat a giant heaping plate of meat 
Then go out with my friends for quarter pounders 

And weird emotions come alive my hormones are in overdrive 
I've turned into a girl-watching creature 
And all my friends their marks are shot 
Bbut they don't care because they're hot 
For Mrs. Smith the mathematics teacher 

My voice is changing I hate to hear it crack 
I pray to God I won't inherit Dad's hairy back 
My voice is changing when will it end
And when will mom stop kissing me in front of all my friends

Pretty soon I bet I'll be right into heavy metal 
But my parents say at least it isn't rap 
I'll start wearing stupid clothes and threaten that I'll pierce my nose 
And tell my parents all they like is crap 

The first girl that I ever kiss will be the one and who could miss 
Our love forever written in the stars
But I don't think our love will last unless the four years go by fast 
Till I can use the backseat of the car 

My voice is changing out of thin air 
And body parts that once were smooth are growing bits of hair 
My voice is changing what does it mean
I guess I'll be a real man before I turn 13 

My voice is changing I hate to hear it crack 
I pray to God I won't inherit Dad's hairy back 
My voice is changing when will it end
And when will mom stop kissing me in front of all my friends