Positively Bodies Parking Lot - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop, with help on the lyrics by D. J. Hack. 

G  - 320003
Em - 022000
C  - x32010
D  - xx0232

Main electric guitar rhythm:
E|--3----3--3--3-------3--3--3-----0----0--0--0--0----0--0--0-----
B|--0----0--0--0-------0--0--0--0--0----0--0--0--0----0--0--0--0--
G|--0----0--0--0-------0--0--0--0--0----0--0--0--0----0--0--0--0--
D|--0----0--0--0-------0--0--0--0--2----2--2--2--0h2--2--2--2--0--
A|--2-------------2----------------2-------------2----------------
E|--3-------------0h3--------------0-------------0----------------

E|--0----0--0--0--0--0----0--0--0-----2----2--2--2--3--2--0--
B|--1----1--1--1--1--1----1--1--1--0--3----3--3--3--3--3--3--
G|--0----0--0--0--0--0----0--0--0--0--2----2--2--2--2--2--2--
D|--2----2--2--2--0--0h2--2--2--2--0--0----0--0--0--0--0--0--
A|--3----3--3--3--3--3----3--3--3----------------------------
E|-----------------------------------------------------------

That is not exactly correct but it is extremely close.

G    Em    D    C (x2; second time acoustic doubles electric)

    G                    Em         C
The Syndicate of Soul is playing
                  D        G
At the Free Frank Frenzy
                  Em
Me and Mitch are
                   C          D
Drinking ourselves into gin oblivion
G               Em
Hold onto this, hold onto that
C               D
Man I know just where we're at

           C   D      G              Em      C
Cause it's positively Bodies parking lot
          D            Em               (riff)
I'm going back there,      I can't stop

Riff:
E|----------------------------------
B|----------------------------------
G|-------0--2b--2b--2b--2b--2br--0--
D|--0h2-----------------------------
A|----------------------------------
E|----------------------------------

Got a bottle of beer out of the back out my car
(Want?) each of these girls going in the back door
Yeah we're outside the world famous The All-Dive Bar
Crazed couples are pumping away behind the Dipsy (?) dumpster of love
Lorna Doone queen of the ladies room got herself a new bridegroom
He's buying a rubber there in the bathroom
With a thousand tiny pleasure spikes
His buddy's puking in the sink for the third time that night
Gopher killing, bullethead, taking pictures with the infrared

Chorus

Harmonica solo (over G-Em-C-D)

The regulars are glued to their barstools
And Jose Sinatra, he's starting to drool
But his feet are getting mighty small, and I'm standing there in the hall
Tomcats singing wild and true, blasting out them super blues
It's a Friday night in the summertime, I'm going out of my mind
Harvey's teeth are scaring me, go down to the ditch to take a pee
Crickets are singing a Beat Farmers song I can smell Alberto's mighty strong
Jack bent his wife just backed over the fire hydrant
The water's shooting high in the sky
And the Silver Eagle motorcycles are drowning there, don't you know

Chorus

Harmonica solo

Country Dick and the Snugglebunnies got me in an airplane spin
I'm thinking about gin, sin, and these three ex-girlfriends
They done showed up to squoosh my head, but I was saved by this guy they call
Well they call him Mojo's dad cause he's a screaming lunatic
Librarian from El Cajone checking out my love bone
Redhead says that she wants me to dance
Rock Jet's got everybody in a trance
Peak expectations calls it intoxications
I can smell the mating dance of them fornication

G         Em              G
Be young,     be foolish
          Em
Be happy,     blasting out of the jukebox

(Normal progression)
Two a.m., lights are on, nobody can stop, nobody's going home
Can't leave, can't go anywhere, cause you know you're already there

(With verse progression)
Cause it's positively Bodies parking lot
Positively Bodies parking lot
Positively Bodies parking lot
It's positively Bodies parking lot
Yes it's positively Bodies parking lot

End with G arpeggio (first electric, then acoustic)