Someone Who's Cool - The Odds Tabbed by Adam Bishop F5 - 133xxx G#5 - 466xxx C5 - x355xx Bb5 - x133xx Bb - x1333z F - 133211 G5 - 355xxx F5 G#5 C5 Bb5 (x2) F5 G#5 By natural selection I've avoided all detection C5 Bb5 And the tender bits underneath F5 G#5 All with window dressing and calculated guessing C5 And a bark bigger than my teeth Bb F It was the suit that got me the gig Bb F It was the tear that got me the girl G5 C5 I'm a sheep in this wolf's clothing G5 C5 F5 I'm a picture that I'm holding, of someone who is cool So like a thimble, swallowed up in symbols Wanting what I don't need If sympathy's the answer I'll have temporary cancer But that's not what I'll have you believe Chorus G5 Bb5 F5 Someone who is cool, someone who is cool G5 Bb5 Someone who is cool F5 G5 Bb5 (x2) Folks are kind of meatless like actors who play Jesus In movies of the week What other people wish for oozes from my every pore I'm the copy not the keep I'm a song about the song That once said something new I'm a scandal that's unfolding I'm a picture that I'm holding, of someone who is cool (With ad lib lyrics) Bb F Bb F G5 C5 G5 C5 F5 G5 Bb5 (x4)