She's Vibrator Dependent - Mojo Nixon and Skid Roper

Tabbed by Adam Bishop

G  - 320033
C  - x32010
D  - xx0232
Em - 022000

G

G
Came homer early one night from work
C
Thought my wife's in bed with a jerk
G                              D
She's in there with a piece of plastic
G                    C
Yelling and screamin super deluxe creaming
G              D      G
She don't want my lovestick

            C                   G
Cause she's vibrator dependent, don't want me in it
D                           C
Says I don't make the right noise
C                           G                Em
Been replaced by batteried, hey there fellas can't you see
D                 C             G
She just wants to play with her toys

She don't want to go out and dance
She don't want to get in my pants
Just stay home and vibrate
I'm getting big blisters on my hands, thinking maybe I ain't a man
Man she ain't gonna get impregnated

Chorus

Play with them honey

Harmonica solo

(G) (F#) Em  (the G and F# are just notes on the low E string)
(G) (F#) Em

Em

There she was, in the bathroom, sounded like she was shaving her tallywhacker with a 
battery-powered device.  Me, I'm prancing around in the living room, got the demon jism 
buildup, I mean I got a severe case of it.  Lot of pressure on my brain, eyeballs turning white, 
grabbing my tallywhacker all the time.  I look her in the eye, and I say, uh, I say, "baby baby 
baby baby baby baby baby baby please!  Baby you got something I need, something I want, 
I want to put my face in the special place."  She says "what?" "I want to put my face in the 
special place, yeah, I want to get ring around the face honey, you know what I'm talking 
about, when the full moon comes around."  She said "Mojy wojy, you got to do something 
for me if you want to do that."  I said "What's that honey?"  She said "Mojy, know what you 
got to do?  You know I got these battery powered things here, and you know I got some 
things plug into the wall, put 110 volts on my tallywhacker.  Mojo, I want you to go out to 
the store, I want you to get me something, something big and ugly, gigantic vibrator, 
Vibratorzilla it'd be.  And unplug the refrigerator Mojo, get Vibratorzilla in there and put 
220 on the money, honey!"  I said "Baby, you done gone crazy."  "And then Mojo, you can 
put your face in the special place...

                 C              C
But you're gonna have to, gonna have to
              G
Make a little noise

Took her down to see a nurse
Cure her of this terrible curse
Doctor said lady you're afflicted, now I told you not to grab it
I pronounce you addicted

Chorus (x2)

D                 C             G
She just wants to play with her toys

D        C        G

She's got VD, that's Vibrator Dependency now isn't it.  No honey you can't plug my toes into 
the wall, I ain't gonna hum no more either.

D        C        G

End on G