The Movement Of Obliterating NHGH

(M.O.O.N)

Presented by Bishop Two Beans

M.O.O.N. is a clench of the Church of the Subgenius based in Kalamazoo, MI. Its mission is the complete and utter destruction of the one force that is responceable for stealing more slack than the conspiricy has ever had in it's entire existance. That force is..... NHGH! It was NHGH who was responceable for the Escape Vessels of the Sex Goddesses to not arrive on July 5th 1998, the date pre-ordained by Dobbs. And you can bet that NHGH will KEEP stopping X-Day unless WE SUBGENII DO SOMETHING ABOUT IT FIRST! That is why we must KILL NHGH before 7-5-99 if X-Day is will ever come to pass! This website is always changing so come back often for more updates. You can e-mail me at TWOBEANS@MAILEXCITE.COM but if you SPAM ME I won't even hesitate to KILL YOU TOO!!! Praise "Bob"!

The move to another website has been hard on the counter.....

Bishop Two Beans enveloped in the Luck Plane

Just who is NHGH??? And why should I obliterate him?

sign guestbook view guestbook

view the old guestbook

Read my X-Day X-Cuse

Read about my WEIRD-ASS DREAM

Links to some subgenius sites on the web

Dobbs Web Watcher
The King of Slack
The Swingin' Love Corpses
The INFAMOUS Subgenius "Excite" Community
The alt.slack newsgroup
The alt.binaries.slack newsgroup

Links to other websites of interest

The Residents

Enter Little Bohemia to gain slack!

nWo
Wolfpac 4 life! TOOOO SWEEEET!!!

Ia, Ia, F'tagn!
Cthulhu.org ('Nuff said!)

fnord
Discordianism, a rival cult. Hail Eris!

Kibo!
It's Kibo!

Wanna be an ordained minister, FOR REAL?
The Universal Life Church

"No one seems to know just who she was or how she died, But when they opened up her purse they found a snail inside." -The Residents "Moisture"

Copyright 0 BX Bishop Two Beans.

Last updated 3-17-0 AX

The graven image of the Dobbshead is copyrighted by The Subgenius Foundation. The S.P.(U.T.U.)M. icon is copyrighted by S.P.(U.T.U.)M. The S.L.A.K. logo is a copyright of whoever the hell did it.

Member of The Knights of Little Bohemia, The Loyal Order of Hinkson.

"NHGH best not enter, lest he taste my lance!"