You Know You Play Final Fantasy Too Much When:

• You Pick Fights With The Nieghborhood Bullies to build your EXP.
• When you sleep you dream of robbing a train with your friend
• You stay away from operas to avoid being hit with a wieght
• Your frined calls you a thief for stealing his bike so you beat him up
• you thought the family car was magitek armor
• you tried to cast fire 3 against the school bully, and then acused him of stealing the statues powers when it didn't work
• The only thing in your closet is Final Fantasy costumes
• you climbed Mt. Everest to become a Paladin
• You took a stone to the desert then blamed the sky warriors when you didn't find an airship
• you took your mom's jewelry to try to bring her dead plants back to life
• when your girlfriend died you took the nearest plants and smashed them all over her body to save her
• Nintendo had you thrown in jail for manking prank calls to them and asking if Terra would go out with you
• when your mom asks you why there's a whole in your backyard you reply "I have to stop Golbez from getting the crystals in the underwrold:
• You try to pay your 1,000,000$ electric bill in gold pieces
• The last time you saw your friends was when you went to go buy Final Fantasy 3 and that was 5 years ago
• Your game overheats and you try to cast ice on it
• You learned the entire Japanese language so you can play every version of every Final Fantasy
• You tell your mom not to eat appels because there's an Esper inside
• You carry around appels while beating people up and insist you're learning magic
• you get up to go to the bathroom and you just realize your baby sister is in college
• you go robbing graves looking for an airship

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