Rachel's Page
Hi. I am Rachel. I live in the pathetic no name town.*L I want to start out with a word of advice. Life is not as bad as it can seem at times. Be persistant and try to let others show you the positive side. Everything is more enjoyable with a smile on your face *S Go through life with the faith of God on your side. Unlike anyone else, he's always there for you.
Now, about me. I am a 5'6" 16 year old junior with short dark brown hair and really dark brown eyes. I love to be outside and I have the tan to prove it *S
Life is easier when you have someone to share your problems with. I'm especially lucky because I have a lot of people like that. I'm very greatful to Will, my therapist, and to Ben, one of my very best friends. I trust then both so much and I just want to let them know they are appreciated along with my other best friends.
I love sports, any sport. You name it; I've probably played it and love it. I'm going to be on my school's volleyball team for the third year. We almost won conference champs this year but next year will be a different story *S Spike, serve, dig, and kick arse! I love hockey-Especially my BABES, the Detroit Red Wings-Brendan Shanahan #14 is the best-Kick arse ya FREAKS!- and I am also totally obsessed with football. They are my favorite sports and I will talk about them any time. Next year we move up to varsity so I wish the football, basketball, volleyball, swim, track, and golf teams tons of luck and injury-free seasons. I love to talk about anything. Camp Michigamme kicks my butt! I miss everyone from there and it sucks I did't make it this year but I promise I will be there next year. There is almost nothing that will prevent that. Always remember that you are somebody, you have a purpose, this is only a test, and Kurt is the MAN!
Another word of advice- The only man worth crying over is the one who'll never make you cry.
I'm going to take time right now to thank all of my friends for always being there for me. I promise I will always try to be there for you. All of you are sooooooo important in my life and I don't know what I'd do without you. Only two years left and I plan on enjoying them with all of you.
If you have a question, want to talk, are a good therapist, really liked one of my links, anything, e-mail me.
INSIDE JOKES AND ASSORTED FAVORITE PHRASES--------------
I'm pink, therefore I'm SPAM!--
Angel Falls, diamond rings and the almighty foam boy.--
Why are there so many songs about rainbows?--
Peachy keen, jellybean.--
Eureka, how 'bout I finish with ya?--
You're cruisin' for a bruisin'.--
7 guys in a canoe in search of.....--
Save the lifejacket!--
Uh, oh! I think I lost the Kool-aid!--
OHHH! It's too hot. I cannot paddle!--
Do you need a silencer if you are going to shoot a mime?--
If 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why are there locks on the doors?--
How do you know when it's time to tune your bagpipes?--
If Barbie is so popular, why do you have to buy her friends?--
50 fun things to do in WalMart!!!!--
If one synchronized swimmer drowns, do the rest have to drown too?--
If the police arrest a mime, do they tell him he has the right to remain silent?--
What hair color do they put on the driver's licenses of bald men?--
If all the world's a stage, where is the audience sitting?--
If you ate pasta and anti-pasta, would you still be hungry?--
How can there be self-help "groups"?--
How does a Thermos know if the drink should be hot or cold?--
Why do we kill people for killing people to show that killing people is wrong?--
You've been a bad boy. No moon rock for you!!--
Now, when you're in the jungle by a river, watch out for those man-eating hippopatumuses!!!!--
What if the Hokey Pokey IS what it's all about?--
When your pet bird sees you reading the newspaper, does he wonder why you're just sitting there, staring at carpeting?--
Last night, when I played a blank tape at full blast, the mime next door went nuts.--
Do they have reserved parking for non-handicapped people at the Special Olympics?--
Why do you press harder on a remote control when you know the battery is dead?--
What if all this time Memorex was not a blank tape, but really just an all-mime band??--
May I interest you in a white jacket, extra long, with buckles?--
Drive defensivly, buy a *Sherman* tank.--
Kiss me twice; I'm a schizophrenic.--
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without hanging on.--
No matter where you go; There you are.--
LSD melts in your mind, not in your hand.--
Just because you're not paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T watching you.--
Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is the best defense.--
Schizophrenia beats being alone.--
Oh, I forgot there was a hill there.--
Hey, Brother!!--
Guys are like a bag of shoes........--
One of my socks is taller than the other.--
Did he say 5 minutes to go get your book or 5 hours to rewrite and memorize you book?--
Where is my Brad? Oh, I see my Brad!--
Where is my Brad? Hey, I have a Brad this year!!!--
When that happens, I'll throw back my head and laugh. Muwhahaha!!
Everyone loves Tiny!!
You are my sunshine. My only sunshine!--
Never trust the men in black!!--
Dopey dean!!!!!!!--
H-O-L-L-Y GO, HOLLY!!--
Nate's ice mold!--
Alissa, you are no one's doormat.--
Man I love being buff! Oh wait, I meant being in the buff!--
I can't go out in the rain. My hair will leak.--
Oh, look. My clear bug!--
Turn off the lights before I gouge my eyes out!--
Clara Barton does not coach softball, but Tutor Barton works at the Mustard Seed.--
Why doesn't the bell ever ring for chapel?--
Do you see that tree?--
Smell the sweater; You'll feel better!!--
14 of the 10 girls in our cabin have birthdays in August, but there's only one person in our cabin. Wait! now there's 11 and they all have birthdays.--
I have a porpoise, but my dolphin is better.--
When it's 11:50, it's almost 12:00.--
Stop the light! Stop the light!--
My report is on the wild ass.--
I want to thank all of the people who contributed these sayings(some without knowing it)because I don't know how long I could make it through life without these quips that just make you smile. Those are all I can remember right now. If you can think of one worthy of my page,please email it to me.
My links to some of the best pages by my friends.
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