The people of Punk Out have moved on. Yes, yes. The site has finally died and we are all sad to see it go. (Except for the assholes over at detriot.com who are secretly jumping around in joy!) Punk Out had been 'down' for forever and finally we decided to just take it off of life support.

Brian, the original creator, has moved to Tijuana, Mexico and started his own bordello. Or as he likes to call it, The Palace of Pussy. He has also revealed the fact that he is secretly a balding forty year old man that has been undercover as a teenage punk-emo wussy boy. I do not think this information came as a suprise to anyone. He does still have a website, and it is called "Still Clueless".

Hollie, the second webmaster, has let it be known to the Detroit punk scene that she is now 'Steve'. It is amazing what a simple sex change operation can do to a person. When not getting testosterone injections and fondling her young boy lover (Travis), Steve is occasionally updating her site. It is called "Penis Power!" and is an ode to man on man S&M porn.

These past few years we have changed. We like to think for the better! We've gone through a few bad times (Our lawyer has told us to not go into detail) but we've triumphed as 'The Worst E-Zine Ever'. We would like to take a moment to tell a few people to kiss our asses: Jackson at Detriot, Bottomed Out for polluting our scene, the guys in Gumshoe 49 for giving me a continous hard-on all through junior high, The Suicide Machines for writing a song about their fuckin' dog, and Adam Randall cause he vomits on me and I like it.

Pissing off stupid asses just like before!,

The Punk Out Webteam