Why I Dislike Puck Bunnies
The problem of Puck Bunnies is on the rise in the hockey world. We need to put a stop to it before it's too late. Sure I, like many other female hockey fans, think that certain players are hot or good-looking, but that is not the sole purpose of why I watch the game. The sentence you're most likely to hear when watching a hockey game with a Puck Bunny is, "He is really cute!"(or hot, good looking, fine, etc.) The second most likely sentence you'll hear is, "He is really ugly!"(or any other degrating term) Who really cares, if the player is good, looks DO NOT matter. Most of the time, Puck Bunnies have no clue what hockey is all about, nor do they know stats, what period it is, what the score is, who scored the last goal, who's between the pipes, who's refereeing that game, etc. This is a horrible thing!!! Puck Bunnies must be stopped before they become even more numerous than they already are. Please, all who read this page, when you see a Puck Bunny, set her (or him in some unfortunate cases) straight by explaining that looks don't matter. Advise them that they should like players for how they play, and if they don't want to do that, they should stop watching hockey all together. If you do that every time you see a Puck Bunny, the hockey world, I guarantee you, will be a better place, so just trust me!!! Again, Puck Bunnies are evil women who disgrace female hockey fans everywhere, and get good seats at games, too.(Which I find quite unfair!) Thank you for visiting my page, come back soon, tell all your friends, eat your broccoli, don't test on animals, be good to one another, stop Puck Bunnies from taking over the world, and most importantly of all, never ever, under any circumstances, LICK A LIGHT SOCKET!!!(my dear friend Chazzy coined that sentence above) Oh yeah, e-mail me with other reasons to dislike Puck Bunnies, and your favorite famous Puck Bunnies so I can add them to my page! Thanx. (Now please understand that not ALL Puck Bunnies are like this. This page is meant to be humorous, not literal.)
Sites for non-Puck Bunnies
A great hockey page that could care less about looks!
The official site of my favorite team!!
Search the web for sites that focus on play, not looks!
