*~*Chris Kirkpatrick*~*
*~*Chris Kirkpatrick*~*
Full Name: Christopher Alan Kirkpatrick
Birthdate: October 17, 1971
Birthplace: Clarion, Pennsylvania
Height: 5 ft. 7 in. (1.75 m)
Current Residence: Orlando, Florida
Family: Mother Bev, father Byron, younger half-sisters Molly, Kate, Emily, and Taylor
Nicknames: Lucky (because he's Irish), Puerto Rico, Psycho
Hobbies: Street hockey, song writing, surfing, and in-line skating. Chris was once thrown out of a hotel in South Africa for skating down the corridor.
Favorites:
-Movie: Mad Max
-Actor and Actress: Mel Gibson and Audrey Hepburn
-Sports: Football, basketball, hockey
-Food: Tacos
-Drink: Tequila... oops, I mean, orange juice
-Color: Black and silver
-Word: Dude
Dislikes: Broccoli, boring people, his small feet
What does he drive?: His Nikes (it's really just some sorry excuse for not having a car.)
Religion: Lutheran
Lucky numbers (?): 7 and 17
What's underneath those pants of his (besides the obvious...)?: Nothing comes between that man and his Calvins.
Disgusting Habit: Never cuts his hair
Greatest Musical Influence: Michael Jackson, Brian McKnight
What he looks for in a woman: "I like power and personality!" Well put, Chris. But is he the superficial type? "A nice appereance is not that important, but a nice accompaniment." Anything else, Chris? "She'd be classy and have a great personality. That's why I like Audrey Hepburn, cos she could roll in mud and make it look classy!" Hmm... that mud part sounds like something Joey would say.
First smooch: "I was playing kiss chase. We were running around and this girl who was about 14 caught me. I was running like crazy 'cause I didn't want the girls to touch me - I was only eight. She caught me and I just stood there for a second, I didn't know what to think. I was like, `What was that?' I've been afraid of girls ever since! I don't date anyone anymore, I don't go out. I just stay at home and watch TV. I'm telling you, this whole dating thing, getting kissed and then punched in the face is not for me!"
So what makes him so darn special?
Well, kids, it's 2:00 in the morning right now, and I'm tired as hell, so don't expect much from me here. The oldest member of 'N SYNC, Chris is the only one who has earned a college degree. (You rock, Chris.) Before 'N SYNC, Chris had put his blood, sweat, and tears into cultivating his singing and acting talent. In high school, he nabbed the lead role of "Oliver," in which he first discovered his knack for performing for the masses. After college, Chris worked briefly singing in TV musical "Hollywood High Tones" at Universal Studios, Florida. Again, let me stress the importance of a college education, kids... without it, you'll be stuck in some dead-end job flipping burgers and telling customers to drive through and come again. Now if 'N SYNC were to suddenly flop and pull a NKOTB (let's hope it never happens), that is where the other four members will end up. Chris, as we all know and love, is a natural cutup who can't get enough of making people laugh. Let's see what his fellow 'N SYNCers have to say about him:
- Justin: "Chris is crazy, and sometimes, he's overwhelming."
- Lance: "Anything that's dangerous and crazy, he'll do."
- Joey: "There's not much to say about Chris - Chris is just Chris!"
- J.C.: "A bag of fleas is easier to control than our dear Chris Kirkpatrick!"
Observations
~ "We've kind of been raised to treat animals really well, so we're real advocates on kindness to animals." Yeah Chris... I'm sure that's why you guys love wearing those leather jackets so much. (Is that even leather? Maybe it's pleather. Oh, well. Let's just assume it's dead cow and move on.)
~ He was such a pretty boy before... what happened?
~ Guess Chris has recently discovered the wonderful world of pigtails...
~ This next one comes from JLC and Celena (you gals sure are popping up all over this site, huh?): In FANatic, Chris was happy and suprised when Justina talked about their album and singles, but when she told her own story, he looked uninterested and kind of confused. (But only Lance was interested in Justina... Keep your eyes on him!)
*~*Straight From Our Mouth's*~* If you still needed a babysitter, wouldn't you love Chris instead of that chick that talked to her boyfriend and watched Tiffany marathons on MTV? Seriously, Chris would be a lot of fun to hang out with, provided he had showered recently, 'cause I don't want to know what's growing in his mop.