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*~*THE GOOD, THE BAD, THE WORSE*~*
Good: You find your lost *NSYNC CD.
Bad: You had to clean your room to find it.
Worse: When you open the case, a Britney Spears CD is inside instead.
Good: You see Lance whilst driving around Orlando.
Bad: He's not alone.
Worse: She's gorgeous.
Good: Joey stops by your house.
Bad: To see your best friend.
Worse: For the tenth time.
Good: Britney Spears isn't opening for *NSYNC anymore.
Bad: But she's still touring with them.
Worse: To spend quality time with Justin.
Good: Backstreet Boys' career comes to a sudden end.
Bad: Because they are being sent to jail for kidnapping *NSYNC.
Worse: They still won't tell where they stashed them.
Good: Lance asked you to be his girlfriend.
Bad: Teenyboppers hate you.
Worse: And they know where you live.
Good: You are related to a member of *NSYNC.
Bad: You aren't your parents' real child, you are his long-lost sister.
Worse: Justin's your BROTHER.
Good: JC called you.
Bad: To tell you that he's put a restraining order on your best friend.
Worse: Then he corrects himself, saying it's YOU with a restraining order.
Good: Joey is throwing a dinner party and you're invited.
Bad: HE's cooking.
Worse: Innosense was invited too.
Good: Justin confessed his love to you.
Bad: You wake up.
Worse: To find that you were sleeping in class and all your friends heard you talking in your sleep. and hes really with Britney anyway
Good: Amber's stories end up inside the *NSYNC bus.
Bad: Being used by the *NSYNC bodyguards.
Worse: As cage-lining for a parakeet.
Good: *NSYNC is totally honest in an interview.
Bad: They are coming out of the closet.
Worse: Together.
Good: Lance used to be your next-door-neighbor.
Bad: He didn't like you then.
Worse: He doesn't like you now.
Good: JC wants a commitment.
Bad: Not from you.
Worse: From your best friend.
Good: Justin kissed you backstage.
Bad: He has a hyperactive tongue.
Worse: He almost chokes on your gum.
Good: JC is sleeping with your stuffed animal you gave him.
Bad: He's allergic to the fabric.
Worse: He pukes all over the bunk.
Good: *NSYNC makes a new song.
Bad: They wrote it.
Worse: It's the sequel to "Giddy Up."
Good: You find the *NSYNC hotel room.
Bad: *NSYNC isn't there.
Worse: Bodyguards are.
Good: You buy *NSYNC tickets.
Bad: They are majorly over-priced.
Worse: The tickets say, "BSB: Row XXX."
Good: You get an autograph from Chris.
Bad: You can't read the message.
Worse: You lose the message before you get home.
Good: You dance with Lance.
Bad: To The Village People.
Worse: "Macho Man."
Good: JC dreams about you.
Bad: Yet he has never met you.
Worse: And he never will. cause of Dan!
Good: Justin is staring at you.
Bad: Then he's pointing at you.
Worse: Then he's laughing hysterically.
Good: Joey really is smart.
Bad: Too smart for *NSYNC.
Worse: Thus, he quits to teach school.
Good: This humor segment is over.
Bad: This will not be the last.
Worse: From me.
Good: 'N Sync did write the song 'Giddy Up'.
Bad: It turns out the song is not just about partying. It's about love ("just ride it").
Worse: It also turns out they wrote it as a dedication to Britney Spears.
Good: They're coming to your town and staying in your neighborhood.
Bad:It's your next door neighbor.
Worse: The girl you hate most lives there.
Good: You go into a chatroom to chat with some guys who claim THEY ARE *N SYNC.
Bad: You find it was really them.
Worse: You just totally blew them off in spouts of anger.
Good:You're backstage talking with them.
Bad: You trip on a cord.
Worse: You accidentally grab Justin in the "wrong spot" looking for something to grab hold of while falling.
Good: 'N Sync is doing a press meet at the local MediaPlay were you live and you attend.
Bad: You witness Chris falling asleep in the middle of the interview and you see him fall to the side.
Worse: Joey and Justin turn it into a South Park moment (Joey:"Oh My God! Chris Fell Asleep!" Justin:(to Chris) "You Idiot!")
Good: Your in a dark room and hear someone behind you. You grab your brother's baseball bat and club the crap out of the guy.
Bad: You turn on a light and realize you knocked out Joey.
Good: You care for him until he's awake again.
Bad: Joey thinks he's "the man of steal" and tries to fly.
Worse: And he's got a show that night.
Good: You and a friend decide to play "Ding-Dong Ditch" to the people across from your hotel room.
Bad: After doing this for about an hour, the door opens and you realize you were "ditching" 'N Sync. They get their bodyguards to take you two into the other room for a little talk.
Worse: They actually want you to do it again at the crack of dawn (aka 2 AM!).
Good: you went out with justin
Bad: he just dumped you
Worse: for Britney Spears
Good:Justin comes to your house
Bad:He mistakes you for someone else
Worse: for your best friend
good: Lance announces that he broke up with Danielle Fishel from Boy Meets World.
bad: Cause she was cheating on him.
worse: With Justin.
Good: Justin wants to meet you
Bad: In a dark parking-lot
Worse: Thats not a lamp post glowing, he just re-bleached his hair.
Good: You are going out with one of N'SYNC.
Bad: You're also going out with BSB member Nick Carter.
Worse: You dump Justin for Nick, and he hates you forever. dumb move huh
Good: You're going to see them in concert.
Bad: So is your enemy from school.
Worse: She is related to Lance, and Lance now hates you too.
Good: You are the only one to know that N'SYNC is going to shoot 'Here We Go' at your school's gym, and decide to go see it, and be in it.
Bad: They don't let you in the door.
Worse: You see Joey doing his act and he sees you and laughes his head off, completely ruining the video shoot and they kick you out of the school.
Good: You get backstage passes to meet them.
Bad: Justin recognizes you from back home and makes fun of you in front of your cousin, Joey.
Worse: Lance now thinks you are a weirdo and is sickened at the thought of meeting you.
Good: You win a contest from a magazine to meet N'SYNC.
Bad: Your best friend wanted to win too.
Good: You promise to bring her their CD jacket, autographed.
Bad: You pick up a Britteny Spears CD jacket instead of N'SYNC.
Worse: They all signed it 'With all of our lust, N'SYNC'
Good:You're invited to Justin's House for the night.
Bad: To watch his dog.
Worse: While he goes on a date with his new girlfriend Britney Spears
Good: You see 'N Sync playing basketball through your bathroom window in the park across the street
Bas: You walk to the park to say hi . . . in your robe
Worse: And so do the 3,000 girls behind you
Good: Finally you get tickets to an 'N Sync concert
Bad: From this guy in a dark alley
Worse: The tickets say: N-Stink
Good: Britney Spears admits she didn't write "Baby One More Time."
Bad: Justin did.
Worse: for her.
Good: Your going to an N Sync concert
Bad: You can only take 2 friendz
Worse: You have about 30 friendz
Good: You meet Chris
Bad: He flirts with you
Worse: While your with your boyfriend
Even worse: Your boyfriend bloodies his nose
Good: Justin sayz he loves you
Bad: He really likez commitment, and marries you
Worse: He thought you were your best friend
Good: Britney meets N Sync
Bad: When shes 50
Worse: And fat
Good: Justin declaires his love for Britney on national tv
Bad: every girl wants to kill her
Worse: They know she you lives
Good- you and your best friend score dates with your favorite, Justin, and her favorite, JC.
Bad- except that JC asked YOU out, and Justin asked HER.
Worse- she hates you, you hate her, they hate you both for fighting over them.
Good- you make up, and they forgive you.
Bad- because you threatened them
Worse- and now LANCE wants to date you BOTH!!!
Good- you get N SYNC tickets- FINALLY!
Bad- you're in the last row.
Worse- all you can see is the people in front of you having a fist fight and screaming at the top of their lungs- so loud you can't even hear the music!
Good- you meet N SYNC before a show, and they invite you to hang out after.
Bad- they don't invite anyone else but you and your friend
Worse- everyone knows about it, and wants to jump you during the concert.
Even Worse- they ALL atempt to.
Good: You get an autographed 'N Sync CD
Bad: It was stolen from them
Worse: They find out you took it and they sue
Good-you see a bus
Bad-the bus hits you
Worse-it was nsync's tour bus
Good: justin is in the hotel room above you
Bad: you can hear him and some other girl starting an earthquake on in his bed
Worse: you suddenly realize that your best friend who was just i the other room is missing
Even Worse: your best friend is Megan
Good: You go backstage and see Justin
Bad: He's sleeping
Worse: Britney is under the covers
Good: Justin is your date for your prom
Bad: He calls off your date cause he is sick
Worse: You see him in the prom kissing with your best friend
Good: You meet JC on the street, and he says you look familiar.
Bad: He's seen you in his dreams.
Worse: His nightmares.
Good: You find out that NSync is staying in the hotel room above you.
Bad: You hear justin and someone else "tubthumping".
Worse: The ceiling breaks reveiling Justin and his lover.
Even worse: The woman's Britney Spears